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Went to the supermarket this arvo, when I drove up my bff was on the doorstep for a walk so off we went! Left the groceries in the car! Come home and hubby is 1.5 hours early, he cutting veggies, “your early, I can do that” him “ I’ve got cement dust everywhere I need a shower so I came home” me “ so go have a shower I can do that” him “it’s therapy”

Me “you need therapy everyday!”

He’s still not sure how to take it!
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So he's chopping veges while getting cement dust all over the kitchen? I wouldn't know whether to thank him or stab him.

Actually, if he was peeling them as well I'd just say thanks and make him clean the kitchen later. 8)
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i dont mind a little thickener with the vegies!! eh who am i kidding, id eat just about anything if i dont have to cook it!!

-and i havent cleaned yet, so at least when i do you will be able to tell!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xc1QHMkmxQI

I may have posted this before but this is a good yarn
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https://au.news.yahoo.com/womans-unfort ... 58242.html

Funny
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"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange
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watt price tully wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xc1QHMkmxQI

I may have posted this before but this is a good yarn
A great yarn indeed WPT :lol:
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it's a decent yarn, but what's his problem with WD40? Who the hell buys RP7? I always used WD40 or CRC5.56
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Nice comment I saw on Twitter about Bezos and Branson going into space.

"if we wanted to boldly send billionaires where no billionaires have been before, we could have just sent them to the tax office".


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hehehe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LPiM9d5QUM
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^

Pay that. :lol:
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So after Arianne Titmus won the 400m freestyle gold medal, her coach celebrated in the stands by having unprotected non-consensual intercourse with a glass fence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGiuJQfLtYU
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It was the Ultimate celebration!!!

Did laugh most at the attendant half trying to stop him but half enjoying it as well.
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lol, my buts been wiped,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1veW1s24Xo
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