What made me laugh today... Pt 2
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Ricky Gervais tweets his alternatives to Chris Rock's Oscar's lines:
https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status ... 9039916033I'm proud to announce that this is the most diverse and progressive Oscars ever. Looking out I see people from all walks of life. Every demographic under the sun. Except poor people, obviously. **** them.
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He skewered so many people in a rolling evisceration that no one wanted to be the first one to look like a sook, so they all just took it.
If one had of got up and tried to take a swing, you can guarantee that others would have been ready to queue up, but Gervais would have spent the next 10 minutes utterly slaughtering the person who took the swing.
Chris Rock could have done that but was likely too shocked by what happened and wisely chose the classy path.
He skewered so many people in a rolling evisceration that no one wanted to be the first one to look like a sook, so they all just took it.
If one had of got up and tried to take a swing, you can guarantee that others would have been ready to queue up, but Gervais would have spent the next 10 minutes utterly slaughtering the person who took the swing.
Chris Rock could have done that but was likely too shocked by what happened and wisely chose the classy path.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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