London davo visits joffa

magpie jeff · Post by **magpie jeff** » Tue Sep 18, 2001 10:30 am

Well he's here london davo is at joffa's and he has bought heeps of piss you beauty....and i tell ya this bloke loves the pies.London davo rocked up in a silk tie and italian leather,diamond incrusted gold cufflinks and matching tie pin, stirling silver collar stiffeners, jermyn street shirt and armani siut.

And here he is at joffa's hahaha what a laugh and with a magnum of dom perignon 53, caviar (beluga of course) and two rather large romeo y juliet cuban churchills. his chauffer is presently arranging the delivery of the lobsters. if you can make it, we'll save some for you.

hahahaha from cranbourne joffa and london davo

read it and weep!

DONT BRING A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT...sean connery...the untouchables !!...DARREN MILLANE SIMPLY THE BEST...BETTER THAN ALL THE REST #42..GO OUR GLORIOUS BLACK AND WHITE MAGPIES FOR EVER UNTIL DEATH!!

London Dave · Post by **London Dave** » Tue Sep 18, 2001 10:39 am

Fanciful story Joffa

we are here in the living space of Maison Joffa, enjoying the fine wines and looking into Joffas cellar, discovering the large quantity of Chardonnay he has obviously saved for special occasions.

Joffas maid has just arrived with the canapes and asparagus rolls. The red carpet has been rolled out as the queens roller has just been sighted going past the Dandenong town hall. My money is on a knighthood for sir joff, or at least an order of the gold wig.

whoa!!!!! thats the pre drinks dinner bell. M<ust be off chaps, tally ho!!!!

Joel · Post by **Joel** » Tue Sep 18, 2001 12:23 pm

JDF

Rohan Coventry Tateson · Tue Sep 18, 2001 12:36 pm

Have I missed something or is the persian ruggs involved with this post.

In Skob We Trust

cobood · Post by **cobood** » Tue Sep 18, 2001 3:15 pm

Joffa and London Dave

Have fun boys!!.......

....lol

BE LOUD........BE PROUD

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Greg J · Post by **Greg J** » Wed Sep 19, 2001 3:38 am

Hope you chugged one down for me.

Greg J

Post by **Mike** » Wed Sep 19, 2001 5:26 am

Have you decided what to do with the leftovers?

I can send you a postal address.

London Dave · Post by **London Dave** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 8:37 am

Thanks for puttin up with moi, Joffa. Great to meet you, and Emma. I never thought beer would taste OK in the vessel it was purchased in. I think your idea of drinking straight from the can could really catch on Joffa, and I've even asked to see if my London club will introduce the method of imibibiing we practiced.

Unfortunately Mike, the only leftovers were some half chewed Gauloises butts and pocket lint that Joffa looked like taking a shine to.

Joffa, hope i remembered your address, there's some reading material in the post for ya.

Thanx again mate!

magpie jeff · Post by **magpie jeff** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 7:00 pm

Crocodile dundee oops sorry london davo glad u got back ok.

It was such an honor to meet a gentleman who unlike the regular collingwood riff raff would enjoy the finest of wines and foods and conversation.

I hope you delivered my letter of well wishes to Liz and the monarchy.

Hang on a tic.....ok im back alfred was in the cellar fetching myself the finest bottle of chardonnay oh Alfred wishes to know were the lobby's(lobsters) to your satisfaction?

Piss off alfred i wanna talk to davo,

Mate it was bloody fantastic having you here at my place who would of thought that one day we would be in the same room talking about our beloved collingwood i thoroughly enjoyed your company mate your a bonza fella.

Will the material be arriving by common post or is it being couriered over by one of your jumbies (jumbos)..LOL

Take care dave
joff

DONT BRING A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT...sean connery...the untouchables !!...DARREN MILLANE SIMPLY THE BEST...BETTER THAN ALL THE REST #42..GO OUR GLORIOUS BLACK AND WHITE MAGPIES FOR EVER UNTIL DEATH!!

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Black_White · Post by **Black_White** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 10:42 am

You guys gunna start a "Mutual Admiration Society" or what?

-Craig

P.S. only joking !

FAITH

~*Princess~Pebbles*~ · Tue Sep 25, 2001 11:03 am

Davo...Thank you very much for the bottle of Chandon cuve'e riche...(funny thing i put it in my room and now i cant find it)I'll have to check up on that one with Alfred cuz dad seems to think Alfred drank it!

Wheather U Love me
Or Hate me
U still gunna date me
-Anthony Mundine

London Dave · Post by **London Dave** » Wed Sep 26, 2001 7:59 pm

Sounds like Joffa may be an expensive wino!!!!!!

Your parcel was sent from Oz Joffa, havent starting loooking for the reading matter you requested here, that was a few books I had in storage in my dads shed.

Hope you got em OK.

magpie jeff · Post by **magpie jeff** » Thu Sep 27, 2001 5:30 pm

Thanks mate yep got em..top stuff.

DONT BRING A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT...sean connery...the untouchables !!...DARREN MILLANE SIMPLY THE BEST...BETTER THAN ALL THE REST #42..GO OUR GLORIOUS BLACK AND WHITE MAGPIES FOR EVER UNTIL DEATH!!

AlfAndrews · Post by **AlfAndrews** » Thu Sep 27, 2001 7:16 pm

Alfred would like to categorically deny having drunk the Chandon whatever-you-called-it.

Alfred's preferred tipple is the special 2001 vintage Digger's Methylated Spirits ... a superb drop ... with a bouquet to die for ... and an after-burn to light the darkest mood. It tastes almost as good coming up as it does going down.

Ah ... c'est magnifique.

**floreat pica**

London Dave · Post by **London Dave** » Thu Sep 27, 2001 9:22 pm

Would that be an XO or VSOP metho Alf?

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London davo visits joffa

London davo visits joffa