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Bruce Gonsalves wrote:
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Bruce Gonsalves wrote:To my mind it was as dodgy as anything. Those 2 guys have been on the edge of dodginess the whole show.



And the dodgiest thing was Omar involved with that drug king pin in NSW. He was in the car when Mostafa Baulch cut his ankle bracelet and escaped into QLD. Claims he didn't realise what was going on.

I'm very filthy with the result.
Gees I didn’t know the last one!

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..And Omar's brother recently kicked off a qantas flight from Bali. How many people do you know that have been kicked off aeroplanes?


gees what a bunch of tools!
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Don't drive through flood waters :lol:

message designed for idiot suburbanites.

a section of Toc bends is currently underwater, Murray has hit 7.3M at Toc and water is flowing over the GV Highway north of Koonoomoo.

Does the council or government close the road? Nup. (Rightly so IMHO) They just reduced the speed limit to 40kmh.

I've seen indoctrinated handwringers on Facebook saying the road should be closed, while the most sensible comment came from someone who drove through there who said a toddler could ride a tricycle through that water. Give me a spell
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The Simpsons' "Steamed Hams" sketch, translated for Australians:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZm5QvpfonY
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Ay Cnut, that's or right. :wink:
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America will always be the country that elected this guy president:

https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/stat ... 1943949313
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Sold out and now fetching over $2000.
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"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange
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Saw a photo on Facebook of a sign from Vicroads or Council telling motorists to give space to the fat bastards in Lycra.

Funniest part was they put it right in the middle of the bike lane!!!
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not funny really, the tools always ride right on the bloody white line!
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think positive wrote:not funny really, the tools always ride right on the bloody white line!
Oh tiddums, for a 1/2 second you are inconvenienced. As a bike rider you’ve gotta keep a door opening width from parked cars. As a car driver, so what, it’s a nano second.

Share the road (it ain’t hard) & for those that do: get off ur fringin phone while driving. And for those that do the right thing: thank you
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think positive wrote:not funny really, the tools always ride right on the bloody white line!
Or they have a wide bike lane so ride 3-4 abreast

If they choose to get in cars way then they shouldn’t complain when they get hit!
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eddiesmith wrote:
think positive wrote:not funny really, the tools always ride right on the bloody white line!
Or they have a wide bike lane so ride 3-4 abreast

If they choose to get in cars way then they shouldn’t complain when they get hit!
I agree! The Drysdale bypass goes down to 1 car lane, the bike lane is the same width, single dickhead on the white line, if I gave him the correct space I’d hit the Armco on the opposite side! It’s about 3 metres wide, perfect surface, get in the middle of it!
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watt price tully wrote:
think positive wrote:not funny really, the tools always ride right on the bloody white line!
Oh tiddums, for a 1/2 second you are inconvenienced. As a bike rider you’ve gotta keep a door opening width from parked cars. As a car driver, so what, it’s a nano second.

Share the road (it ain’t hard) & for those that do: get off ur fringin phone while driving. And for those that do the right thing: thank you
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think positive wrote:
watt price tully wrote:
think positive wrote:not funny really, the tools always ride right on the bloody white line!
Oh tiddums, for a 1/2 second you are inconvenienced. As a bike rider you’ve gotta keep a door opening width from parked cars. As a car driver, so what, it’s a nano second.

Share the road (it ain’t hard) & for those that do: get off ur fringin phone while driving. And for those that do the right thing: thank you
“I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman
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