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They were both good putdowns, I wonder who wrote them for her.
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stui magpie wrote:Not all cyclists are selfish, but there is a large percentage of self entitled twats who think it is their right to be on/in the road and car drivers should defer to them.

Grow some courtesy and brains and GTF out of the way.
There is not a large % at all.
Most car drivers too most of the time are not selfish entitled twats either but a large percentage of males and tradies are over represented IMO are often the worst car drivers with respect to cycling safety (based on peer reviewed anecdotal evidence)
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stui magpie wrote:They were both good putdowns, I wonder who wrote them for her.


Say what you will about zoomers, but they are generally pretty good at this stuff.
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Greta doesn't strike me as someone good with a quip or having any semblance of a sense of humour. Given the time lag between the original post by the twat and her response, I'm calling she workshopped it.
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watt price tully wrote:
stui magpie wrote:Not all cyclists are selfish, but there is a large percentage of self entitled twats who think it is their right to be on/in the road and car drivers should defer to them.

Grow some courtesy and brains and GTF out of the way.
There is not a large % at all.
Most car drivers too most of the time are not selfish entitled twats either but a large percentage of males and tradies are over represented IMO are often the worst car drivers with respect to cycling safety (based on peer reviewed anecdotal evidence)
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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stui magpie wrote:Greta doesn't strike me as someone good with a quip or having any semblance of a sense of humour. Given the time lag between the original post by the twat and her response, I'm calling she workshopped it.
oh for sure. That'd be her autism!
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stui magpie wrote:
watt price tully wrote:
stui magpie wrote:Not all cyclists are selfish, but there is a large percentage of self entitled twats who think it is their right to be on/in the road and car drivers should defer to them.

Grow some courtesy and brains and GTF out of the way.
There is not a large % at all.
Most car drivers too most of the time are not selfish entitled twats either but a large percentage of males and tradies are over represented IMO are often the worst car drivers with respect to cycling safety (based on peer reviewed anecdotal evidence)
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I get frustrated by car driving clowns multiple times every single time I drive anywhere.

The list of indiscretions is long and heart felt, I want a car with M50's poking through the headlights.
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lol

https://www.news.com.au/technology/inno ... 31a3790b28

Once the pigeons start craping on it the whole joke just gets funnier; as far as public entertainment goes it has certainly hit the mark.
Is it artistic pareidolia or just a big d!#*k.
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whether it looks like a penis or not is debatable, what's clear is that the casual person walking up to it is in no way going to draw a connection with Martin Luthor King.

It could represent anything, someone paid someone $10M for that? :shock: And it's called Art. :roll:
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That’s so bad!
And Boston is such a pretty old city, that won’t fit in at all!
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I love Tony Martins Sizzletown.

https://www.sizzletownpodcast.com/
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Australian magpie mimicking dogs barking

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/sta ... OPOJg&s=19
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My heroes “The Yes Men” at it again. Magnificent

https://amp.theguardian.com/fashion/202 ... nvolvement

This is a trailer from some really ballsy work they did years ago. Friggin brilliant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3s_pJw7OAU
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Not bad
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