The Hydra ~ Caro rears her head again

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Haha, I doubt she could get a makeover they'd just throw her out.
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yeah joel in good ol paintshop pro :)
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Lol very good.
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well done cam. thats a pissa. :lol:
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Carro doesn't need a makeover, she needs a panel beater
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What if it didn't happen?
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love the one about rex's phone number. Classic stuff cam
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BJ wrote:Carro doesn't need a makeover, she needs a panel beater
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BJ wrote:Carro doesn't need a makeover, she needs a panel beater
:lol: "We're sorry we can't do anything for her, bag?"
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Cam you forgot!

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nice work Cam but you forgot...Buckley, Rocca, Tarrant, Didak, etc. haha
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Magnificent, Cam - looks perfect. :)
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Caroline Wilson was walking down the beach one afternoon and found a bottle washed up on the shore. She opens it and a Genie appears.

"Thank you for releasing me! I am honour bound to grant you one wish!" said the Genie.

Caro thinks for a while and pulls out a map of the Middle East. "This is the Middle East. It's been in conflict for years, particularly in Israel between the Jews and Palestinians. I wish for peace in the Middle East!"

The Genie shakes his head and says, "I'm a very powerful Genie, I can work miracles that can astound and amaze, but even I don't think I could bring peace to the Middle East. Do you have any other wishes I might be able to do for you?"

Caro is a little upset, but says, "OK, there are a few things you can choose from. I want to be beautiful, a respected and competant AFL journalist and I want the Richmond Tigers to win a Premiership before I die."

The Genie immediately responds, "Can I see that map again?"
"There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again." - Oscar Wilde
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