Favourite Movie Quotes

[luvlicca]

what does mine say

dude

what about mine

sweet

[bellastar]

sorry my last quote was so gross! i thought it was funny!

i have another one from the same daria episode. i kind of have to set the scene first- the father, jake, is sitting around the camp fire with the rest of his family, and they're all telling spooky stories. only they're not very spooky:

jake: "the boy heard a splashing sound- 'kshh, kshh.' he thought it might have been the beach, but the nearest ocean was 500 miles away. the boy reached out for his sleeping father..................but he was gone. shaking with fear, the boy stumbled out of the rickety leaves, and saw his father alone at the campfire..........ALONE!...........with a whole six pack of beer- 'kshh, 'kshh, glug, glug, glug'............the selfish old b-----d was wasted again!"

[Nutmeg]

Couple more from the Castle:

Fahrouk: He say, plane fly over house, drop the value. I don't mind, in Beirut, plane fly over house, drop bomb.

Man come to my house, he say "I have friend who make your life unpleasant" I say "You have friend? I have friend, put bomb under your sky, blow you to f**king sky!"

[leelee]

I think this one's from the castle too but i can't remember the whole thing

Jenny makes fake flower
Jenny Jenny>
Nah Microwave Jenny..

(something like that lol)

[melissa]

I always loved "Gone to Bonnie Doon"
and Tell him his dreamin'
It's just the vibe of the thing!

[Emily14]

STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!!!!!


liar liar

[qldpie02]

LOUD NOISES! I DONT NO WHY WE'RE YELLING!!! n...
I LOVE LAMP
lol good ole anchor man

[luvlicca]

i'll have what shes having...

when harry met sally

[Nutmeg]

What is it with wogs and cash? (The Castle)

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" (Life of Brian)

the absolute classic has gotta be Mandy Patinkin tho...

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

[melissa]

Oh, don't get me started on the Princess Bride!
"look out for the brute squad' Magic Max
'We're on the brute squad' Fezzick
'You are the brute squad' Magic Max

[melissa]

And Spaceballs:

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb - Dark Helmet

I'm a Mog. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend - Barf

I'm conducting a marriage here, and that has nothing to do with love - priest at the first wedding of Prince Valium and Princess Vespa

What am i going to do? I can't make decisions! I'm a president! - President Scroob

God willing we'll all be back together for the sequel. Spaceballs 2, the search for more money - Yogurt

How many a**holes we got on board this ship anyway?
I knew it, I'm surrounded by a**holes! Keep firing, a**holes! - Dark Helmet

We're not just doing this for money. We're doing it for a shitload of money! - Lonestar

There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry... Lonestar!
- Dark Helmet

What the hell have we got on this thing? A cuisine-art?!
WHat's the matter, colonel sanders? Chicken?
- Dark Helmet

and my favourite, when they are escaping from the storm troopers and jump through the door that's closing, and the evil henchmen think they've caught them and they turn around and the henchman says
'Thats not them! You idiot! You've captured their stunt doubles!'

[luvlicca]

dude i love spaceballs... great spoof movie!!!!

[Emily14]

There's no cash here. Here there's no cash. All right? Cash, no, robbo? no cash

chopper

[leelee]

roflmao hehehe

omg in pirates of penzance... the police sergant goes to one of his officers

Tarantara and the officer goes back... ewwwwwwwwwww i don't like those
Then the sergant says... not TARANTULA... TARANTARA!!!

sorry just thought it was funny

[melissa]

What's the line about Les in Chopper? He's talking to Les about money or something... i should ask one of my mates, she used to always quote that one. You'd think I'd remember it...