Favourite Movie Quotes

sam. · Post by **sam.** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:10 pm

im only 18 and i know the younge ones.

so awesome.

Miss_Lisey_Molloy · Post by **Miss_Lisey_Molloy** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:49 pm

luvlicca wrote:absolutley, my other halfwas away this weekend and said that for everything that the guys did, there was a simpsons qoute involved somewere along the line!!

How funny is that!!

I go out with mates, and like I do every five seconds, I will just pull out a quote from the Simpsons, and my Simpsons mates will start pissing themselves laughing, and my non-Simpsons mates will just stare blanky.. haha!

Even my parents, who don't like the show, know it all. Like, at Food Star the other night, my sister goes "Oh I'm so full, I'm never eating again" and then like 2 seconds later goes "Ooh Pav!" And gets up and gets a slice.

So, I was like "Ohhhh I'm never eating chili again, WOOHOO CHILI!" And the 4 of us started pissing ourselves laughing, and my mum's like "I knew you were gonna say that!"

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

bellastar · Post by **bellastar** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:34 pm

BRoDieZ^BaBY wrote:im only 18 and i know the younge ones.

so awesome.

i know the young ones too, albeit never having seen it. my dad's the one who really wants me to see it, though.

sam. · Post by **sam.** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:16 pm

watch it.
they only ever made 2 seasons, with 6 episodes a season.

so freaking funny.

melissa · Post by **melissa** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:27 pm

Shit yeah. Especially Vyvyan. "Even mindless violence seems boring today". My fave one? Sick cos it's a total gross out, Neil keeps sneezing snot everyone so they stick a garbage bag over his head. Hilarious.

sam. · Post by **sam.** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:55 pm

i hate him argh. hes also so mean to my poor neil!

neils my favourite.. i love him.

lol @ when are arguing over whos bedroom it it.
"neil! your bedrooms on fire!!!"

lmao.

neil loves lenitls.
lol.

melissa · Post by **melissa** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:09 pm

Yeah, love that one. "I think I'll go and finish my astrological chart".

I also love Rick's poem. "Cliff... it must be difficult not to feel as if, you really are a cliff".

And the kettle.. my bf quotes this all the time: "I just looked at it, and it blew up!"

Mike: Dust off the duvet, lads, I'll handle this
Vyv: I'll handle this! (kicks a hole in the stairs)
Neil (in the toilet): I can't handle this!

Nutmeg · Post by **Nutmeg** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:42 pm

Rik: Right! Hands up, who likes me!!!

I can sympathise with those of you of the Simpson's quotes - I hang out with a coupla mates, one guy is as obsessed as I am, the other has never seen an episode. Two of us piss ourselves while my other mate just stands there saying "you two are so lame".

When I grow up I want to be a fireman.......or a caterpillar! (Ralph)

It takes two to lie Marge - one to lie and one to listen.
I don't want to lie to Marge.................so long.

Homer: Oh I'm making people happy? I'm the magical man, from Happy land and I live in a gum drop house on lollipop laaane.........in case you can't tell, I was being sarcastic.
Marge: Well, duh

Miss_Lisey_Molloy · Post by **Miss_Lisey_Molloy** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:06 pm

I just watched Pearl Harbor

I absolutely bawled lol! (And I've seen it like 5 times already hahaha)

Anyways, the best part is when the main aviator guy asks if they will accept the top secret mission, and Reef says "I accept, sir" and then Danny says "I accept, too, sir". It's such an important moment of the movie because it shows that Danny is no longer being sheltered from the hard stuff, by Reef

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

melissa · Post by **melissa** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:07 pm

Another Simpsons oldie - but goodie:

"Mrs Hoover, I haven't got a red crayon"
"Why not, Ralph?"
"I ate it"
"The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph"

melissa · Post by **melissa** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:05 am

Point Break:

"Even if you knew that you knew nothing, then that would be something, but you don't". (their supervising agent, forgot his name)

"You're a regular blue flame special, aren't ya? Young, dumb, and full of come". (same guy)

"Big wave riding is for macho a**holes with a death wish". (Tyler)

"Yeah, right. Vision is highly overrated" (Johnny, about to go surfing at night)

bellastar · Post by **bellastar** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:09 pm

my simpsons quote- "my homer is not a communist. he may be a liar, a communist, but he is not a porn star"- grandpa.

Nutmeg · Post by **Nutmeg** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:58 pm

Ralph: Miss Hoover, I'm not allowed to use scissors.
(children laugh)
Hoover: The children are right to laugh at you Ralph, these things couldn't cut butter.

Ralph: Miss Hoover, My worm accidentally went in my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another one?
Hoover: No Ralph. Put your head on your desk and go to sleep.
Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

bellastar · Post by **bellastar** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:26 pm

Willy: "Now you take the hoose"
Nelson: "The moose?"
Willy: "The hoose! The hoose!"

Miss_Lisey_Molloy · Post by **Miss_Lisey_Molloy** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:29 pm

Some awesome Simpsons quotes guys! haha! I'm laughing my head off, coz I can just see the characters doing them, in my head!

I've got one, that made me start laughing so hard, I couldn't tell my best friend what it was! So, she's just sitting there at the restaurant looking at me blankly, whilst I'm pissing myself haha!

Salesman: Get your candy lips! The candy of a thousand uses
Homer: Oh yeah, like what?
Salesman: As a funny substitute for your own lips.
Homer: Keep going
Salesman: Uhh.. I'm needed in the basement

Then, the salesman does the pretend walk, behind the counter, like he's going down stairs! Then, you see his head pop up, he realises Homer's still there, and he ducks back down! Hahahaha!

If you've seen it, you'll understand

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

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