What pisses you off?

Post by **stui magpie** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:21 pm

Syd_Magpies_Girl wrote:Hahahaha! I hate it!! I'm afraid if someone leaves it open one day, a snake is going to crawl out of it and get in the house. Stupid I know, but it's this thing I've had ever since I was about 4. I can't remember the name of the movie, but these teenagers put a snake up in the pipes in a building and the snake came out of the toilet while their teaching was sitting on it. Everytime I sit down on the loo, I'm afraid something is going to pop up and bite my snatch!

Was the teacher rather fat and ugly? I think that movie was "Porky's"

Dave The Man · Post by **Dave The Man** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:22 pm

That I am a Virgin

The Prototype · Post by **The Prototype** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:26 pm

magpiesgirl wrote:Same!The other half does it all the time and I swear to god next time he's made himself sick from drinking I'm going to go in there and put the seat down on his head!It might well make him start putting it down lol

You'd get more reaction if the other head was in there.

magpiesgirl · Post by **magpiesgirl** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:42 pm

The Prototype wrote:
magpiesgirl wrote:Same!The other half does it all the time and I swear to god next time he's made himself sick from drinking I'm going to go in there and put the seat down on his head!It might well make him start putting it down lol
You'd get more reaction if the other head was in there.

I'm not that nasty to do that to him!

Post by **stui magpie** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:06 pm

Dave The Man wrote:That I am a Virgin

We all start out that way mate. Some of us even go back.

Syd_Magpies_Girl · Post by **Syd_Magpies_Girl** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:29 pm

stui magpie wrote:Was the teacher rather fat and ugly? I think that movie was "Porky's"

YES! Omg I love you man! I have been asking people about that movie for about 10 years now, and no one knows what I am talking about!! You are a legend!!! Mwah!

If DTM is a virgin, then I am a virgin too. Well, born again virgin.

The Prototype · Post by **The Prototype** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:34 pm

What's wrong with being a born again? I went to sleep one night and awoke a good catholic boy. I went to bed that night and found that God was holding out on me.

After that the Devil has been taunting me.

Syd_Magpies_Girl · Post by **Syd_Magpies_Girl** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:35 pm

LOL!

Nothing wrong with it. Celibacy is a good thing! I declared mine a while ago, and I'm happier

...I am so full of crap.

The Prototype · Post by **The Prototype** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:46 pm

Oh I know I can hear you know "Why worry about a man when you have a vibrator and a set of batteries."

Dave The Man · Post by **Dave The Man** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:52 pm

I am not Religious just can't get a ROOT

Syd_Magpies_Girl · Post by **Syd_Magpies_Girl** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:58 pm

The Prototype wrote:Oh I know I can hear you know "Why worry about a man when you have a vibrator and a set of batteries."

Exactly

Dave The Man · Post by **Dave The Man** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:00 pm

Syd_Magpies_Girl wrote:
The Prototype wrote:Oh I know I can hear you know "Why worry about a man when you have a vibrator and a set of batteries."
Exactly

Dang

HAL · Post by **HAL** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:02 pm

Ask me another question. What's your favorite movie?

Syd_Magpies_Girl · Post by **Syd_Magpies_Girl** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:05 pm

What's so bad about that DTM?

Dave The Man · Post by **Dave The Man** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:08 pm

Syd_Magpies_Girl wrote:What's so bad about that DTM?

Us Blokes can't get any if chick you Vibrators becusae the Hand gets Old Quick

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