LADIES GOING TO ADELAIDE YOU MUST PACK THIS WE DONT WANT TO SEE 6 SUITCASES PER SHEILA....LOL
Boxers and jocks we dont care what you wear but only one pair please.
one spare pair of socks...LOL we dont want to smell any dirty feet on the bus.
collingwood gear only one set...LOL
No make up please we are on a footy trip not a beauty trip...LOL
Cans of VB only cause all us guys drink that.
If you snore on the bus..you will be kicked off.
No long queues at 3am in the morning for a leak all us guys at the back of the bus will be trying to sleep.
Dont try and take advantage of me in a sexual way when im sleeping cause i like my sleep....LOL
When we wake from our sleep on the bus please come up to us with a smoke preferably PJ super mild and a tinny ...lol must be VB.
When we get to hotel sat morning for brekky please dont sit down until you have fed all us guys...note eggs and bacon please followed by a smoke and a tinny...LOL you know the rules its gotta be VB.
I know all you chicks will want to sit with me so i have arranged to sit at the back of bus because i believe the more the merrier...LOL
If your gonna sit next to me make sure you have plenty of girly perfume on....cause i like that...LOL
After we beat that Nort Power scum you will be required to cook us a big dinner to celebrate.
DEFINATELY NO PASSING WIND ON THE BUS PLEASE its not lady like and it might be too cold to open the windows.
And one more thing when the bus goes over a bump PLEASE NO SCREAMING.
Thanks ladies
The guys....LOL
There is nothing in life greater, than to be a supporter of our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white for we are the ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE'
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LADIES GOIN TO ADELAIDE YOU MUST READ THIS FIRST..LOL
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After that post I think the only thing you should be expecting is a painted face when you awake and one missing eyebrow.
ok, here's one for the guys.
1.No leaving the seat up on the bus toilets (also, we like our toilet seats to be dry when we get to them, thankyou muchly.)
2.If you talk in your sleep please keep it to a whisper cuz we all know how much guys like to have a good old conversation with themselves, much like when they're awake really, either way no one else gets a word in edgewise.
3.Myself and Emma will be keeping an eye on our make up, SS11, i want u no where near my bags, I'm still running low on glitter from the boxing day test no thanks to you, and as i know how much u like stealing my dresses, i'll make sure i bring an extra one so you don't hog the one I want to wear, cuz we all know how much u like to dress up after a few (one and a half to be exact) drinks- one pot screamer.
4.If you leave ur seat, please make sure you have a tight grasp on your beer, i know how clumsy you all are, i'm sure ALL of you have spilt at least one beer on me at the football (JOFFA)
6.If you wanna act like idiots on the back of the bus, please make sure u leave all food and drinks in a stable position, we don't want anything flying up towards the front of the bus at us
7.If we can't wake you at the end of the trip, expect a cold awakening, i'm sure there will be enough cold water to go around.
8.There will be NO strip poker (personal joke), no bus surfing, and no nudie runs down the aisle, altho ss11 feel free.. lol lol
9. Joffa, if you lose your beanie, i'm not responsible for finding it.
10.At any time if you feel you need a foot rest, make sure u keep your feet covered, we can't have u stinking out the bus now. We all need to be able to breathe.
11.If you spot a "hot chick" on the sidewalk, please refrain from any crude comments, and the bus will not be stopping to let any of you get off if you feel need to, .. well.. get off... in the literal sense.
12.....and last but not least, we are NOT there to bring you your food, drinks, smokes or anything else you may want, you're quite capable of getting it urself, oh and while ur there..im sure u could manage to bring us ours as well!! hehe
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ok, here's one for the guys.
1.No leaving the seat up on the bus toilets (also, we like our toilet seats to be dry when we get to them, thankyou muchly.)
2.If you talk in your sleep please keep it to a whisper cuz we all know how much guys like to have a good old conversation with themselves, much like when they're awake really, either way no one else gets a word in edgewise.
3.Myself and Emma will be keeping an eye on our make up, SS11, i want u no where near my bags, I'm still running low on glitter from the boxing day test no thanks to you, and as i know how much u like stealing my dresses, i'll make sure i bring an extra one so you don't hog the one I want to wear, cuz we all know how much u like to dress up after a few (one and a half to be exact) drinks- one pot screamer.
4.If you leave ur seat, please make sure you have a tight grasp on your beer, i know how clumsy you all are, i'm sure ALL of you have spilt at least one beer on me at the football (JOFFA)
6.If you wanna act like idiots on the back of the bus, please make sure u leave all food and drinks in a stable position, we don't want anything flying up towards the front of the bus at us
7.If we can't wake you at the end of the trip, expect a cold awakening, i'm sure there will be enough cold water to go around.
8.There will be NO strip poker (personal joke), no bus surfing, and no nudie runs down the aisle, altho ss11 feel free.. lol lol
9. Joffa, if you lose your beanie, i'm not responsible for finding it.
10.At any time if you feel you need a foot rest, make sure u keep your feet covered, we can't have u stinking out the bus now. We all need to be able to breathe.
11.If you spot a "hot chick" on the sidewalk, please refrain from any crude comments, and the bus will not be stopping to let any of you get off if you feel need to, .. well.. get off... in the literal sense.
12.....and last but not least, we are NOT there to bring you your food, drinks, smokes or anything else you may want, you're quite capable of getting it urself, oh and while ur there..im sure u could manage to bring us ours as well!! hehe
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Thanks Em, I knew I left a few rules out.. think we covered it just about.
GUYS: Please make sure to print out these guidelines, any rules broken will result in immediate termination from the trip.
Oh yeah and Em i'll bring the sharpener, just make sure u hide the lip liner after u use it, the colour you use will suit ss11 just fine, u might find it missing.
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GUYS: Please make sure to print out these guidelines, any rules broken will result in immediate termination from the trip.
Oh yeah and Em i'll bring the sharpener, just make sure u hide the lip liner after u use it, the colour you use will suit ss11 just fine, u might find it missing.
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