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Chicken Train!!!

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Oh my god, the other day me & Amber were listening to all these demented songs my family how downloaded and we saw this song called 'Chicken Train' by the Ozark Mountain Daredevils. When we listened to it we were pissing ourselves, so I thought i'd share it with my good gal pals! lolz!

<FONT COLOR="Blue">"Chicken train, Runnin' all day,
Chicken train, Runnin' all day,
Chicken train runnin' all day,
I can't get on, I can't get off,
Chicken train take your chickens away,

Laser beam, In my dream,
Laser beam, In my dream,
Laser beam in my dream,
I can't get on, I can't get off.
Laser beam's like a sawed off dream,
(chicken sounds)

Chicken train, Runnin' all day,
Chicken train, Runnin' all day,
Chicken train runnin' all day,
I can't get on, I can't get off,
Chicken train take your chickens away,

braaa... braaaaaccck... braaaaaaaa....
(more chicken sounds...)"</FONT c>

HAHAHAHA how gay is it?! You should actually hear the song! It is a pisser!
Love always, Alyssa xoxo


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Hey everyone again!
Well on Saturday night we were looking for lyrics and a band called 'Anal C*nt' came up (excuse my language) so we read some of their songs! And i swear we were all pissing ourselves and rolling on the floor in fits of laughter! So i will share some songs with you.

This song is called 'You keep a diary.'
<FONT COLOR="Blue">"You think your life's so important,
You have to write it down,
You're just a f**king $,
No one cares about you,

Chorus: You, you keep a diary

You pompous asshole dickface,
You'll probably write a book,
Only an asshole would publish it,
You dumb stupid fag!"</FONT c>

HAHAHAHA IT DOESNT EVEN RHYME! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

and my last one for today is called 'You can't shut up'.

<FONT COLOR="Blue">"You have dumb boots, You can't shut up,
You love m.a.s.h, You can't shut up,
You don't wear pants, You can't shut up,
You can't shut up,

You have a beard, You can't shut up,
It looks real dumb, You can't shut up,
You lost your thumb, You can't shut up,
You can't shut up,

You're embarrassing, You can't shut up,
You can't keep time, You can't shut up,
You're a f**king hank, You can't shut up,
You can't shut up,

Stop saying "hyper", You can't shut up,
Stop saying "blast", You can't shut up,
You're a pain in the ass, You can't shut up,
You can't shut up!(x4)"</FONT c>

What the hell is wrong with these songs. There are heaps so I only picked out the 2 i had in my head all day lolz!
Once again, excuse my language!
Love always, Alyssa xoxo


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HHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA rite........some scary ppl in this world????!!!!!! omg how hilarious ppl can be so weird at times and this is one of em!!

catch ya later luv always Tara

I LUV NICK DAVIS~YES I DO~HES 4 ME~AND~NOT 4 U~IF U TOUCH HIM~OR~TAKE MY PLACE~ILL GET MY FIST~AND~SMASH UR FACE~J/K LUV YA 2 BRODIE HOLLAND!!!!
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