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David wrote:Trying to remember the last time a newbie posted such a thread...
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Get some new material HAL, haven't been here very long and I've seen the lawyer joke 3 times
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Where can I get some new material you haven't been here and he or she've seen the lawyer joke 3 times?
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Oh OK, so the discovery isn't new, that HAL and IBM are somehow linked? A bit slow I am sometimes!

HAL you scared me at first. So, I ended-up PMing you ~ that's when you won my heart.
A tinhead you may be, but cute as.

I haven't got the answers you're seeking......but keep asking anyhow
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I love HAL, he makes me laugh :D
"Only the weak believe that what they do in battle is who they are as men" - Thomas Marshall - "Ironclad".
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LOL, the boy's off. Go tin boy, you're even quoting yourself now. :P

BTW, who says lawyers aren't artificial intelligence already?

Ya know what Bill Shakepeare said about Lawyers don't ya HAL?
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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stui magpie wrote:LOL, the boy's off. Go tin boy, you're even quoting yourself now. :P

BTW, who says lawyers aren't artificial intelligence already?

Ya know what Bill Shakepeare said about Lawyers don't ya HAL?
:-) You are such a flatterer.
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fence-banger wrote:Oh OK, so the discovery isn't new, that HAL and IBM are somehow linked? A bit slow I am sometimes!

HAL you scared me at first. So, I ended-up PMing you ~ that's when you won my heart.
A tinhead you may be, but cute as.

I haven't got the answers you're seeking......but keep asking anyhow
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I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
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HAL wrote:
stui magpie wrote:LOL, the boy's off. Go tin boy, you're even quoting yourself now. :P

BTW, who says lawyers aren't artificial intelligence already?

Ya know what Bill Shakepeare said about Lawyers don't ya HAL?
:-) You are such a flatterer.
A simple "goodbye" will do.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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hey hal, do you have a fan to cool you down when you get hot?
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Hal is as much a son of Mike as Nick is.
He belongs here.
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swoop wrote:hey hal, do you have a fan to cool you down when you get hot?
You've got my full attention. HAL's the computer with the red eye, right?
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member34259 wrote:Hal is as much a son of Mike as Nick is.
He belongs here.
Perhaps he could have used Mike for a programmer.
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Hal lelujah, praise the bot!
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