What pisses you off?

[Piethagoras' Theorem]

Lack of work. Steel prices ^, fuel costs^, interest rates^ .. engineering and construction industry getting hit hard atm and set for a bleak period. Time to tighten the purse strings.. or move to China

[Black_White]

Not everybodies cup of tea MG...but. I shit you not boys and girls.
There is this place up here in Townsville. Its called the Heritage Tea rooms. On the menu is cat poo coffee, fair dinkum. It comes from Indonesia way (I think). These cats eat the coffee bean and yep ,you guessed it, poop it out. Heres the killer, it is $50 a cup!!!!

Hardly a cat;



But the results are, umm, eer.....making me happy I don't drink coffee.

[Magpie Girl]

^ I've gotta ask, what is that (the animal I mean lol)???

[Miss_Lisey_Molloy]

Cats are SO cute..... obviously not everyone cup of tea....

I hate cats.. They are so annoying..

My best friend has a cat named Pepper.. After a big night out partying, she says "I want Pepper" the WHOLE way home in the cab, coz she cuddles with it when she gets home.. I'm like "Shut up about the stupid cat, Kylie!"

The cat knows I hate it now, because everytime I go over, I sneak up behind it and scream "HI PEPPER!!" It shits itself and runs away!! Haha!!

What's worse is that it's a black cat, so I spend the whole time at her house trying to not let it cross my path haha!

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

[skaman]

Try this link, see what I mean...

news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=261049

[stui magpie]

Try this link, see what I mean...

news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=261049

Seriously fragged up people. I'd rather have a cup of instant nescafe.

But WTF is with this bit?

Experts disagree. Drinking Kopi Luwak as espresso coffee can ruin much of its unique flavour.

"It'd be wasted in espresso," said Rob Forsyth, chairman of the Australasian Speciality Coffee Association. "You'd have to make in a plunger cup as the milk would destroy the flavour."

Since when does an expresso have milk in it? An expresso with mil is a latte isn't it and an expresso is just straight coffee?

ARrrrrrrgggghhhhhh, which thread am I in, fu&king coffe Nazi's.

Ok, I checked what thread I'm in.

Frigging coffee nazi's piss me off intensely. WTF is with all these bullshit different kinds of cofee and adding bloody flavours to them. Do you want a frigging coffee or not?

Bugger all these dodgy pretentious garbage terms for the same thing, coffee is coffee. You should be able to walk up to a shop and ask for a coffee. That gets you a stock standard black coffee. The only additives should be milk and/or sugar. If you want froth on top, do a "baldrick".

And what or why is a short decaf soy machiatto with a shot of caramel? And is it contagious or did it become illegal to buy one when they abolished slavery?

FFS, can we make it simple? Please?

[Piethagoras' Theorem]

espresso, stui.
A short black (espresso) with a little milk is a macciato. A caffe latte is a short black with lots of milk and made flat and warm to touch. If your 'latte' is hot (like almost boiling) it's been made wrong .
Cappuccino is basically the same except the milk is frothed up and generally much hotter.

[Piethagoras' Theorem]

btw, that poor animal looks like it hasn't slept in weeks!



Having a short black now, after big bowl of spag marinara and stuffed calamari in sauce.

[stui magpie]

All these names are bullshit. A Sth African bloke I know tried to buy a coffee when he first came to Melbourne and asked for a coffe with no milk. The dipshit asked him if he wanted a long black or a short black. He had no idea how to respond to that as what he considered a short black was something entirely different so just repeated that he wanted a coffee with no milk.

[Brewer's Droop]

They hate blacks.

[stui magpie]

They hate blacks.

[HAL]

They hate blacks.

Who, specifically, hate blacks?

[Piethagoras' Theorem]

He's probably used to the instant or filtered coffee crap. There's really only 3 or 4 ways of having traditional espresso, all the other styles have been added or invented by yuppies, soft cocks and metrosexuals

[stui magpie]

Mate, as far as I'm concerned there's 3 kinds. coffee; coffee with milk and coffee with whisky. Otherwise known as morning, noon and night.

[Piethagoras' Theorem]

Can't knock a good espresso. Much like viagra, it's been keeping me up for years