Greg Swann is just manipulating the media to scare the crap out of Fev. he's not going anywhere. read between the lines......the fined the goose $10,000. That tells you everything doesn't it?
Anyway, if we took Fev I would be disgusted and I suspect the players would be too. What's the point of moving Tarrant on because of his bad influence on Johnson, Didak and Co. and then bringing in the biggest douche bag in the game?
The downside is just overwhelming. Premiership at this price? I call it prostitution.
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Sydney want a higher pick than what the Bulldogs want to secure Hall. May see some serious haggling going on here to land Fev at Sydney, Hall at Doggies and O'Keefe at scum.nulla wrote:From a good source: Sydney are looking seriously at Fev, O'Keefe wants to be back in Melbourne and could be part of a 3 way deal.The Swans makes sense, they are in the market for a replacement high-media-profile forward.
I am of the opinion that this trade period will be very busy. Interesting week coming up.
As for N.Brown...I believe the irish jigger(reid) is able to fill his spot.
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OEP wrote:I think the idea of zapping him with a cattle prod has a lot of merit, though I see no reason to restrict it to gameday only.Prometheus wrote:I would only accept him under the condition that we keep him in a cage and only let him out for training and for games.
Ohh and zapping him with a cattle prod on gameday for some extra motivation wouldn't hurt either.
On a side note scientists have recently concluded a 5 year investigation / study into the belief that Brendan Fevola has a brain and the location of this organ. The findings are as follows:
In the first instance it was believed Mr. Fevola's brain was located in the most obvious location, his skull. This was disproved after both radiography and tomography tests were used and no image was produce due to complete lack of absorption of the generated waves.
The next most logical area for study was the locale between Mr. Fevola's Gluteus Maximus. This study involved both the used of mechanical and human methods and after hours of Mr. Fevola claiming "your getting closer" and "your hitting it just right" it was decided this information from Mr. Fevola was false and the examination was concluded.
Many more months of consultation with various experts concluded the only other area voluminous enough to hold a human brain, even one as diminutive as that of Mr. Fevola's, was his enlarged chin. Again after an exhaustive examination of the area nothing was located, though it is of note that large amounts of glass were discovered.
Therefore it is the considered opinion of this organisation that the belief that Mr. Fevola has a brain is nothing more than a myth.
THAT is seriously very funny.! You have real monty python type humour. 
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Just call me Mr. FawltyPiesnchess wrote:OEP wrote:I think the idea of zapping him with a cattle prod has a lot of merit, though I see no reason to restrict it to gameday only.Prometheus wrote:I would only accept him under the condition that we keep him in a cage and only let him out for training and for games.
Ohh and zapping him with a cattle prod on gameday for some extra motivation wouldn't hurt either.
On a side note scientists have recently concluded a 5 year investigation / study into the belief that Brendan Fevola has a brain and the location of this organ. The findings are as follows:
In the first instance it was believed Mr. Fevola's brain was located in the most obvious location, his skull. This was disproved after both radiography and tomography tests were used and no image was produce due to complete lack of absorption of the generated waves.
The next most logical area for study was the locale between Mr. Fevola's Gluteus Maximus. This study involved both the used of mechanical and human methods and after hours of Mr. Fevola claiming "your getting closer" and "your hitting it just right" it was decided this information from Mr. Fevola was false and the examination was concluded.
Many more months of consultation with various experts concluded the only other area voluminous enough to hold a human brain, even one as diminutive as that of Mr. Fevola's, was his enlarged chin. Again after an exhaustive examination of the area nothing was located, though it is of note that large amounts of glass were discovered.
Therefore it is the considered opinion of this organisation that the belief that Mr. Fevola has a brain is nothing more than a myth.
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Fev is the big fish we have all been waiting for he CAN TAKE US TO A FLAG! Come on Pies lets stop settling for mediocrity. I'm happy to dish off anyone to get the Fevolution to Collingwood. He has kicked nearly 200 goals in 44 games you would be crazy and ignorant to think he won't be a good fit for us.
It's time to land the big fish, COME ON FEV!!!! COME ACROSS!!
Also how good would it be to watch FEV GO BANG against the BLUES!!!!
To make things even better Carlton would have to pay some of FEV's Salary to play for us, that would rub salt in the wound.
It's time to land the big fish, COME ON FEV!!!! COME ACROSS!!
Also how good would it be to watch FEV GO BANG against the BLUES!!!!
To make things even better Carlton would have to pay some of FEV's Salary to play for us, that would rub salt in the wound.
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Haha, brilliant.OEP wrote:I think the idea of zapping him with a cattle prod has a lot of merit, though I see no reason to restrict it to gameday only.Prometheus wrote:I would only accept him under the condition that we keep him in a cage and only let him out for training and for games.
Ohh and zapping him with a cattle prod on gameday for some extra motivation wouldn't hurt either.
On a side note scientists have recently concluded a 5 year investigation / study into the belief that Brendan Fevola has a brain and the location of this organ. The findings are as follows:
In the first instance it was believed Mr. Fevola's brain was located in the most obvious location, his skull. This was disproved after both radiography and tomography tests were used and no image was produce due to complete lack of absorption of the generated waves.
The next most logical area for study was the locale between Mr. Fevola's Gluteus Maximus. This study involved both the used of mechanical and human methods and after hours of Mr. Fevola claiming "your getting closer" and "your hitting it just right" it was decided this information from Mr. Fevola was false and the examination was concluded.
Many more months of consultation with various experts concluded the only other area voluminous enough to hold a human brain, even one as diminutive as that of Mr. Fevola's, was his enlarged chin. Again after an exhaustive examination of the area nothing was located, though it is of note that large amounts of glass were discovered.
Therefore it is the considered opinion of this organisation that the belief that Mr. Fevola has a brain is nothing more than a myth.
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Re: Get the Fevolution ??
If the Bluescum dismiss Fev .....
If we could get him off the piss .....
If he gets his act together .....
If Ben Johnson learns to kick it with his right foot ....
If Travis Cloke learns to kick with any foot ....
If Marty Clarke gets homesick for the Lexus Centre and jumps on a plane ....
If Gavin Brown pulls the boots on again for 2010....
If Presti wins the Coleman Medal ....
If Andrew Demitriou does something for the good of the game....
I dunno. Don't fancy those odds much. Marty Clarke returning is the most likely of them, and that ain't saying much. But if ..... no. Don't want him. He'd kick 100 goals in a career-best year, and cost us 150 in other ways, especially through breaking up the spirit of a great team that always works hard and always oes the hard, unrewarded things.
Send him to Freo. He'd look horribile in a Freo jumper, but possibly not quite as horrible as he does in the navy blue.
If we could get him off the piss .....
If he gets his act together .....
If Ben Johnson learns to kick it with his right foot ....
If Travis Cloke learns to kick with any foot ....
If Marty Clarke gets homesick for the Lexus Centre and jumps on a plane ....
If Gavin Brown pulls the boots on again for 2010....
If Presti wins the Coleman Medal ....
If Andrew Demitriou does something for the good of the game....
I dunno. Don't fancy those odds much. Marty Clarke returning is the most likely of them, and that ain't saying much. But if ..... no. Don't want him. He'd kick 100 goals in a career-best year, and cost us 150 in other ways, especially through breaking up the spirit of a great team that always works hard and always oes the hard, unrewarded things.
Send him to Freo. He'd look horribile in a Freo jumper, but possibly not quite as horrible as he does in the navy blue.
