we captured him and flogged him'be warned'

jeff#brutus · Post by **jeff#brutus** » Wed Jan 10, 2001 4:48 am

i will pretend that the post above this one did not happen.Yesterday morning thanks to the 'tip off'we recieved from a user of this board we captured Alf during this most violent footchase my security forces were spat upon and verbally abused.When captured Brutus belted the crap out of him(be warned anti social behaviour has finished)we then tied him to a traffic pole and whipped him every time someone else jaywalked'just to get the message across im sure you all understand'Spare me with your pathetic echoes of sentiment towards Alf during our systematic interrogation he suggested every other user of this board was the culprit we should be looking for!!But we are pleased to say that this story has a pleasant ending,Alf gave us his word to once again become a better person in our society and we then shook hands Alf apologised profusely and we have forgiven him.
ha ha ve have vays and meanz
Your Commodant
Joffa

Greg J · Post by **Greg J** » Wed Jan 10, 2001 10:15 am

Getting there Joffa.

Hanging's too good for him.

AlfAndrews · Post by **AlfAndrews** » Wed Jan 10, 2001 10:22 am

Ah ... but then the truth comes out that I'm an S & M freak ... so, guess who's been jay-walking all day!!!

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Greg J · Post by **Greg J** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 5:56 am

Don't you mean M & M's Alf?

Joffa's a B & F freak (beer and footy).

jeff#brutus · Post by **jeff#brutus** » Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:01 am

Hey Alf,ve are writing everthving down that you are saying ha ha you swine hood
ha ha ve do have vays and means!!

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we captured him and flogged him'be warned'

we captured him and flogged him'be warned'