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Brilliant!
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My motherinlaw said to me yesterday: your figure looks good in ya wetsuit.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad, but hey, she didn't try and roll me back into the water!
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think positive wrote:My motherinlaw said to me yesterday: your figure looks good in ya wetsuit.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad, but hey, she didn't try and roll me back into the water!
Her back ain't what it used to be. :P
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swoop42 wrote:
think positive wrote:My motherinlaw said to me yesterday: your figure looks good in ya wetsuit.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad, but hey, she didn't try and roll me back into the water!
Her back ain't what it used to be. :P
Ouch. I'll say nice things at your funeral. :P
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hehehehehehe!!!!
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think positive wrote:My motherinlaw said to me yesterday: your figure looks good in ya wetsuit.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad, but hey, she didn't try and roll me back into the water!
I thought everyone could look good in a wetsuit.

Rebel just keeps proving me wrong...
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^

Wait til she's in her 40's and doing jenny craig ads.
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stui magpie wrote:^

Wait til she's in her 40's and doing jenny craig ads.
she might go on the biggest loser instead, worked for AJ, well, um....



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ok ok I found the famous black and white number 5


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Me all dressed up in my new jacket "how do I look?"
Eldest "great very retro"
Me "so old fashioned?"
Her "no retro is fashionable"

I changed the top under the jacket
I tell the story to hubby
He says
"Retro means old, done up"

Shit I may as well stick to trackie dacks
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Very versatile things, milk crates...
A naked man spotted having sex with a horse in broad daylight hid down behind the mare to avoid being identified, a court has heard.

The 67-year-old, whose name was suppressed on Tuesday by Judge Lance Pilgrim at a County Court sitting in Ballarat, used tethers and a milk crate to defile another animal in a separate incident.

The man, who was previously convicted of bestiality in May 2013, pleaded guilty to two charges of bestiality after being filmed by members of the public performing lewd acts on his rural property near Ballarat.

One witness, after spotting the man standing in an "unusually high" position behind a horse tethered to a shed on March 12, went to get a camera to film the incident.
Crikey, can't you get more folk into bird watching down there, Tannin?
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Describe the man for me.
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HAL wrote:Describe the man for me.
I'll go one better HAL.
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For you I will consider it.
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Handsome young chap. Who is he?
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