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stui magpie wrote:Showing your age? FMD I have porno mags older than you. :P
You haven't read them for years .

Actually you never read them.

I'm guessing to many pages stuck together now to even try.

Ah the mammaries.
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Not so much as dobbing in - this is more like falsely accusing and being judge and jury.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/oute ... 7342634069
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Apparently Private Eye, the English satirical newspaper (been going for years) post the birth of Charlotte Elizabeth Diana...had a headline that said:

"Woman gives birth to a baby"
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The Seedsmeister wrote:Not so much as dobbing in - this is more like falsely accusing and being judge and jury.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/oute ... 7342634069
That's hysteria for you! Doesn't take much for the pitchforks to come out. The guy was probably lucky that some hero didn't decide to take him out.
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My new favorite online comic strip:

http://oglaf.com/gifted/

Warning: some of the other comics contain fairly sexually explicit content.
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You only just discovered Oglaf? It's cool.
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Stui's new avatar

Used to love Catweasle when I was a kid.
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I can't watch much of this and I have no idea what he's talking about. But it did make me laugh convulsively.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef3rm9PXdCI
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Dark Beanie wrote:Stui's new avatar

Used to love Catweasle when I was a kid.
it's a striking resemblance.
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John Wren wrote:
Dark Beanie wrote:Stui's new avatar

Used to love Catweasle when I was a kid.
it's a striking resemblance.
I have had a haircut and trimmed the boatee since that photo was taken.

Who's Catweasle?









:P :wink:
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:lol:
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Oops. Too much data.
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Morrigu wrote::lol:
Hehehehehe
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Watching highlights of my futsal team's glorious loss on the weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoXP5uq ... e=youtu.be

Check out my amazing steal, run and then complete choke in front of goal at 3:29. I think my reaction was appropriate.
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I get this video is not available
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