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Worked for me.

Nice collapse on the floor with hands in head after a miss that Clokey would retire over. :P
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It was dreadful, wasn't it? An absolute sitter. :cry:
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Watching that video David is either the Travis Cloke or Liam Jones of futsal? :P
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I'll take Cloke, thanks!

(In my defence, I'm actually a pretty good goalie, and have been told I could do reasonably well at that in a proper Futsal league. But for some reason I keep being played in the outfield, where I'm bad at positioning, bad at defending and bad at finishing. Just bad! :P)
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think positive wrote:I get this video is not available
Just be thankful.

Christ never has one had so many opportunities to take the piss from 5 minutes of footage.

My head is about to explode with all the options available.

The biggest question one needs to ask though is why?

On a scale of WTF did I just watch moments we have this daylight DTM vlog.
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swoop42 wrote:Just be thankful.

Christ never has one had so many opportunities to take the piss from 5 minutes of footage.
Don't fight it, Swoop. Feel free to bask in the ineptitude. :mrgreen:
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hubby asked me to list a few things he bought form Manheim, on ebay. i go take pics. whats this one i ask. "you dont want to know" he says. of course i do. moreso now. "no" he says," you really dont want to". hmm. "i really cantsee how this could be used for hurting any animals, and thers no blood on the bumper". hmm. "what is it?"

"coffin carrier for burials"

really not sure what to list it as
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swoop42 wrote:
think positive wrote:I get this video is not available
Just be thankful.

Christ never has one had so many opportunities to take the piss from 5 minutes of footage.

My head is about to explode with all the options available.

The biggest question one needs to ask though is why?

On a scale of WTF did I just watch moments we have this daylight DTM vlog.
I SHOULDA LISTENED TO SWOOP

female goalie is pretty good though
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I have laughed a fair few times at this today and yesterday.
Not so much on Monday because I only found it yesterday.

Huey Lewis and the Jews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4WO7g2VOac
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^

Well that was short and........................................eh...............
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David wrote:I'll take Cloke, thanks!

(In my defence, I'm actually a pretty good goalie, and have been told I could do reasonably well at that in a proper Futsal league. But for some reason I keep being played in the outfield, where I'm bad at positioning, bad at defending and bad at finishing. Just bad! :P)
Interesting hearing that about your goalkeeping ability.

In the outfield your finishing was poor but you are a ball magnet from what I could gather so you're not a complete liability :P
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LOL, thanks Jezza. Fair call on both counts. :)
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