Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:04 am
giv him a yr or 2 its not gonna hurt
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Lets Draft Martin Pike
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:20 am
Pike wants a 2yr contract, and a horror movie deal on retirement as an evil transalvyan monk to be funded by McGuire Enterprises. Starring his good self and Paul Barnard as an angry red marshmallow monster. Rebecca Twigley will be the chick that gets scared of them in a bikini. Scott Burns will be the hero and will empale both Pike and Barnard with a sacred Vic Park goal post that has been blessed by the power of Jock McHale. At the end Tarrant will come and steal Twigley away. Much to the annoyance of Chris Judd who has been waiting for her to come out of the bath room before the brownlow, but is she abducted through the bathroom window by the forces of Pike and Barnard. When Judd hears the full story of Burns empaling this evil duo, he decides to play for Collingwood on principle and helps us win the flag in 2005. Battering the blues by 125 points After the grand final win, Judd and Tarrant have a winner takes all bourbon drink off for the heart of Rebecca Twigley.
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:59 pm
3rd Degree that's fantastic!
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:13 pm
thanks
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 4:06 pm
hmmm... which venue - The Tunnel, Billboard, The Marquee, Crown?3rd degree wrote: After the grand final win, Judd and Tarrant have a winner takes all bourbon drink off for the heart of Rebecca Twigley.
Maybe 3M, manufacturers of double-sided tape, could sponsor this gala event?
Dyso
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:41 pm
PLEASE!!!!!.
HE is washed up and hopeless.
HE is washed up and hopeless.
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:29 am
I hope no one is serious.
If you are, you need to read the article that was written about him in the Hun the other day. It was a centre spread, double page article. Went over why he has been so much trouble all the club he has been involved with.
Don't go near the bloke.
If you are, you need to read the article that was written about him in the Hun the other day. It was a centre spread, double page article. Went over why he has been so much trouble all the club he has been involved with.
Don't go near the bloke.
Re: Lets Draft Martin Pike
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:37 am
Can't afford his legal bills, after all, he likes to head butt people, will cost us a lot.3rd degree wrote:Lets Get Pikey apparently all he wants is a bunk bed with a reading light to analyse ' the picture' with. All the bunk beds in queensland have a pineapple dip in them. Eddie has got a sealy posturepedic for him. Anyway we need someone with class, mongrel and some premiership medals.
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:39 am
I agree last time someone went near him, he gave him a head butt.Joel wrote:I hope no one is serious.
If you are, you need to read the article that was written about him in the Hun the other day. It was a centre spread, double page article. Went over why he has been so much trouble all the club he has been involved with.
Don't go near the bloke.
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 3:13 pm
One of the most ridiculous suggestions I've ever heard.
Pike is an arsehole with well-documented problems. If I was the coach of a local footy team I wouldn't even consider it. Would cause more harm than good.
Pike is an arsehole with well-documented problems. If I was the coach of a local footy team I wouldn't even consider it. Would cause more harm than good.
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:15 pm
Him and Wakes...I'd hate to think what would happen.
Balmey doesn't like him, so there goes that. He'd be handy for a year or two, but is getting very slow.
Balmey doesn't like him, so there goes that. He'd be handy for a year or two, but is getting very slow.