What made me laugh today...
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favourites 2008
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Sam Simmons makes me laugh all the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZRqGZCY7k8
"I want to make a really good toasted sandwich" lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZRqGZCY7k8
"I want to make a really good toasted sandwich" lol
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Nah, Allah told me personally that she's a good muslim girl who does as she's told.magpie greg wrote:Obviously a Christian girl!leonmagic wrote:this conversation i had at lunch.
girlfriend: "i just had a client who is from the netherlands. is that where santa is from?"
me: "what? no, he's from the north pole."
girlfriend: "ohhh yeah yeah. i was thinking of peter pan."
she worries me.
Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bombs
Running when we hit 'em
Lethal poison through their system
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LOL, that reminds me of an incident a few years ago. A minor altercation with a road rager storming out his car, going up to the passenger side of the car ready to belt the passenger, who turned out the be the Australian heavyweight boxing champion at the time. Hence to road rager got what was coming to him, with out the champ even moving from the car!JacJacJacqui wrote:LOL.. I love road rage.. A friend of my brothers who drives a small truck had a funny road rage incident. The guy in the car in front of him got out to have a go and then tried to reach into the truck so my brothers mate dragged him in and belted the crap out of him. So the guy stole his keys and took off in his car to the police station. The police wanted to know how the guy got a boot print in his throat so my brothers mate said "I kicked him". And the cop, after some quiet reflection on this statement, asked "What? With your seat belt on"? "Yeah!!"
LOL.. We love that story, it's freaken hilarious..
Gotta be careful who you try to take on!
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Driving down the Expressway,(yep that road that goes one way in the morning, closes from 12.30 to 2 then switches the other way).
Anyway a motor bike copper in the outside lane beside a "P" plater doing 90 in an 80 zone, the copper waits and waits and waits, (the P Plater must of been on the phone) finally gets the drivers attention and points for him to pull over. So the "P" Plater goes from the outside lane across 3 lanes of traffic to the left side of the road. The copper is beeping, and pointing to the right, shaking his head and hands , but the driver just pulls over to the left.
Anyway a motor bike copper in the outside lane beside a "P" plater doing 90 in an 80 zone, the copper waits and waits and waits, (the P Plater must of been on the phone) finally gets the drivers attention and points for him to pull over. So the "P" Plater goes from the outside lane across 3 lanes of traffic to the left side of the road. The copper is beeping, and pointing to the right, shaking his head and hands , but the driver just pulls over to the left.
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