SkyPie wrote:there is no logic in your ins and outs, it is mindless!
Nonsense. Dave's ins and outs are perfectly logical and entirely predictable. For the outs, Dave always uses a precise mathematical formula:
33% whoever had a bad hair day this week
33% what Robert Walls said on TV
33% what someone posted on Big Footy
33% general prejudice
2% judgement and experience
This is how he can be 134% right all the time.
For the ins, he always selects unknown players, or players we haven't seen at senior level for quite a while. Dave prefers to select unknowns because these are the players that can be imbued with huge potential upsides. Players that have actually played a bit of senior football lately are at a huge disadvantage because they have demonstrated that they are, in reality, only human. The fringe players and the kids, well, we don't have proof yet that they are not the sort of person who has to wear his underwear on the outside and spend his evenings Leaping Tall Buildings at a Single Bound. So these young supermen get a gurnsey in Dave's miind.
If they really do get selected, then the gloss rubs off very quickly. Before too long they are hacks, duds, spuds, and list-cloggers. But that's OK. There is always another Great White Hope even when you have run out of unblooded youngsters. You just recycle them: it's not so difficult to forget about those flaws you saw when they got some games last year and persuade yourself that they have suddenly turned into Heros. This is how J Barham has made it onto Dave's list of required ins again, after being on the "never, ever again" list for six or eight months. Come back in July and Chris Dawes will be up for trade or delisting, and Lockyer the Answer to All Our Forward Woes.
All of this is why DTM drives Nicksters mad. DTM encapsulates the weekly moodswings of your average Nickster and exaggerates them larger than life. That's why we get so angry with him: he holds a mirror up to us all and that is disconcerting. And it's also why we always forgive him and welcome him back - because (sometimes it's a scary thought) Dave the Man
is us.
Keep on posting, DTM. Whatever else people might say, no-one ever said your threads weren't worth reading. Hell, if it wasn't for you, to get my footy fix I'd probably have to walk down the street to buy the
Age and read more of bloody Caroline Wilson. Give me a DTM thread any day!