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luvdids wrote:ok, so my new shower (well, I've lived there for a year) has one of those hose shower heads, that's fixed to the wall but you can also take it off.

For some reason, when I take it out of it's little holder, I seem to forget there's actually water coming out of it. I end up with water all over the place - especially when I'm turning it around & around to make sure the hose hangs straight when I clip it back in, over the top it all goes.

I've sort of had to ban myself from detaching it, especially in the morning when the brain's not working!
Thank christ for that. 5150 has had to replace those hidden cameras 3 times due to water damage. Bucksisgod is paying for a premium live stream and hasn't been happy :wink:
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Lol. Sorry guys
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luvdids wrote:Lol. Sorry guys
I'm not sure you understand, when BIG demands his refund, it's not in money....

It's in "favours"

One time, when the cameras went down, he came over with a tailor made gimp suit, a bottle of southern comfort and an angle grinder.

I'm sending around a guy to do a full bathroom reno for you free of charge, believe me, it's worth my while.
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^

Make sure they put in those waterproof HD ones this time, just in case. BIG is not a bloke we want to piss off, I still have nightmares over eating that box of cialis and having to sleep on my stomach, the mattress looked like swiss cheese.
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think positive wrote:
swoop42 wrote:I use talcum powder after I shower.

Don't judge me.
I hate that stuff, so messy
Yeah it is but it leaves ones scrotum feeling silky smooth.
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luvdids wrote:ok, so my new shower (well, I've lived there for a year) has one of those hose shower heads, that's fixed to the wall but you can also take it off.

For some reason, when I take it out of it's little holder, I seem to forget there's actually water coming out of it. I end up with water all over the place - especially when I'm turning it around & around to make sure the hose hangs straight when I clip it back in, over the top it all goes.

I've sort of had to ban myself from detaching it, especially in the morning when the brain's not working!
I've seen a few videos where those detachable shower heads are a girls best friend.
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swoop42 wrote:
think positive wrote:
swoop42 wrote:I use talcum powder after I shower.

Don't judge me.
I hate that stuff, so messy
Yeah it is but it leaves ones scrotum feeling silky smooth.
But I'm told it tastes horrible.
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Wokko wrote:
think positive wrote:
swoop42 wrote:I use talcum powder after I shower.

Don't judge me.
I hate that stuff, so messy
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5150 wrote:
luvdids wrote:Lol. Sorry guys
I'm not sure you understand, when BIG demands his refund, it's not in money....

It's in "favours"

One time, when the cameras went down, he came over with a tailor made gimp suit, a bottle of southern comfort and an angle grinder.
Ah yes, the night we played out that scene from Pulp Fiction. Good times
stui magpie wrote:^

Make sure they put in those waterproof HD ones this time, just in case.
Don't forget the fog free lenses. They seem to fog up everytime LD detaches the shower head.
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luvdids wrote: I end up with water all over the place - especially when I'm turning it around & around !
I've seen a few videos where those detachable shower heads are a girls best friend.
I think you may be onto something there mate :lol:
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Q :wink:
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:D
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stui magpie wrote:
swoop42 wrote:
think positive wrote: I hate that stuff, so messy
Yeah it is but it leaves ones scrotum feeling silky smooth.
But I'm told it tastes horrible.
Unfortunately I can't reach.

Come on admit it.

If blokes could they would.

We're such dirty whores.
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So hands up.

Who thinks the mother did it and not some random African?
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First thing the cops do in these situations is look at family, because it usually is.

I don't want to assume and bag the mum who would be doing it seriously hard if her story is true, but yeah, even though that area does house a lot of African refugees, my money is on the mum.
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yeah mums looking a bit guilty, just cant see some random black drunk barefoot guy knocking off a baby, maybe her purse!

so we went to quote on a job moving a production line to a new location. it was a coat hanger sorting line. seriously, whoda thought! big massive boxes of coat hangers from stores, get tipped onto a conveyor and sorted by colour, and then go to another station, where they sort them into specific type and size and box em up again. imagine doing that all day!
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