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:-)
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We got told that during our studies at tafe and uni. We are supposed to promote diversity throughout all of our programs, and apparently that song is racist! :shock:

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I laughed at this.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/pedob ... 6025812331

Not sure if it's karma or coincidence but..............

I also researched Meme as a result of reading this, so I laughed and then learned something. :D
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My sister said to my nephews tonight during William & Kate's wedding ceremony, "Look boys, that's William and Harry".

My 6 year old nephew, Dylan, says "Harry O'Brien?"

Haha, if only! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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.... This pic

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UtxP47TYSo

Aaaahhh when the crowd laughs like that...
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that is a crack up!!
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Ha ha. When I saw the title I half expected it to be Heater's smother on Nick Reiwoldt, but this was just as good (funny).
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I was at a set of lights and the car next to me started rolling backwards.

Thinking I was rolling forwards and jumped on the brakes.

I laughed at myself again...
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I left my office earlier to go make a cup of tea. When I came back, sitting on my keyboard was a bag of AFl premiers 2011 Geelong Cats "thins.

First thing that came to mind was Cats chips. Wonder if they taste like pussy?

Then the thought of the reaction I'd get if I walked out of my office and asked that question.

Then considering I decided that would not be a good idea, I set the chips aside and said nothing, disappointing those who put them on my desk hoping to get a reaction.
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Sounds delicious. Do you think about these things a lot?
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Jolly Good's "Back to the Future" picture on the previous page........
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5150 wrote:I was at a set of lights and the car next to me started rolling backwards.

Thinking I was rolling forwards and jumped on the brakes.

I laughed at myself again...
you think they do it on purpose??

cant believe how many times ive done that!!

speaking of cars, had an appointment at footscray hospital outpatients yesterday, parking around there is a nightmare, by the time i got out and ran back to my car, i had 2 min left on the ticket. got in the car checked and went phew!! guy in the car next to me looked a bit sad?? he got out the car - and started booking cars!! can you believe it?? i said better luck next time!! how lucky was i??
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stui magpie wrote:I left my office earlier to go make a cup of tea. When I came back, sitting on my keyboard was a bag of AFl premiers 2011 Geelong Cats "thins.

First thing that came to mind was Cats chips. Wonder if they taste like pussy?

Then the thought of the reaction I'd get if I walked out of my office and asked that question.

Then considering I decided that would not be a good idea, I set the chips aside and said nothing, disappointing those who put them on my desk hoping to get a reaction.
stui i am so dissappointed in you - the pussy joke would have been a crack up!!

pardon the pun!!
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