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What made me laugh today...
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I have a black sense of humor obviously.
Looking at the twitter feed on what's happening in Paris, and there's lots of people sending prayers etc. Fair enough, no issue there.
Then one twat posts something like "I hope all you people tweeting prayers are actually praying. Tweets don't do anything, prayers do".
I'm sorry but I actually laughed out loud
Looking at the twitter feed on what's happening in Paris, and there's lots of people sending prayers etc. Fair enough, no issue there.
Then one twat posts something like "I hope all you people tweeting prayers are actually praying. Tweets don't do anything, prayers do".
I'm sorry but I actually laughed out loud
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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I seriously needed a laugh - so thank you Lindsay 
Spaghetti Monster church member wins right to wear colander in US licence photo
An American woman who identifies as a member of a parody religion has won the right to wear a colander in her driver's licence photo.
Massachusetts resident Lindsay Miller, a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, had previously been told she could not wear the pasta strainer in her licence photo by her state's Registry of Motor Vehicles, CBS Boston reported.
The RMV does not allow people to wear hat or head coverings, except for medical or religious regions, according to its website.
Ms Miller was put in touch with a lawyer from the American Humanist Association who filed an appeal on her behalf, which Ms Miller won.
She received her driver's licence, complete with a photo of her wearing a colander, last week.
"I feel delighted that my Pastafarianism has been respected by the Massachusetts RMV," Ms Miller told The Humanist, the American Humanist Association's magazine.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/s ... ht/6947096
Spaghetti Monster church member wins right to wear colander in US licence photo
An American woman who identifies as a member of a parody religion has won the right to wear a colander in her driver's licence photo.
Massachusetts resident Lindsay Miller, a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, had previously been told she could not wear the pasta strainer in her licence photo by her state's Registry of Motor Vehicles, CBS Boston reported.
The RMV does not allow people to wear hat or head coverings, except for medical or religious regions, according to its website.
Ms Miller was put in touch with a lawyer from the American Humanist Association who filed an appeal on her behalf, which Ms Miller won.
She received her driver's licence, complete with a photo of her wearing a colander, last week.
"I feel delighted that my Pastafarianism has been respected by the Massachusetts RMV," Ms Miller told The Humanist, the American Humanist Association's magazine.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/s ... ht/6947096
“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.”
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stui magpie
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LOL. Good on her.
If you're going to join a religious cult it might as well be one with a sense of humour.
I got a laugh today going to the supermarket.
Midweek, middle of day and not school holidays, all the checkouts are manned by all the old boilers. The more "mature" ladies so to speak.
Any sign of a preschool age kid and they're clucky as a hen house. After pulling the stem and sticker off an apple a mum had just bought for her kid, I copped a detailed review of the eating habits of her grandkids from one lote who live on fruit and water and think chocolate is yuck, to the other lot where the youngest inhales junk food at a comparable rate to a Dyson vacuum and consequently is as wide as he is tall.
Lecture continued past the point of me paying, picking up the bag and starting to walk, much to the bemusement of the person waiting behind me at the register.
If you're going to join a religious cult it might as well be one with a sense of humour.
I got a laugh today going to the supermarket.
Midweek, middle of day and not school holidays, all the checkouts are manned by all the old boilers. The more "mature" ladies so to speak.
Any sign of a preschool age kid and they're clucky as a hen house. After pulling the stem and sticker off an apple a mum had just bought for her kid, I copped a detailed review of the eating habits of her grandkids from one lote who live on fruit and water and think chocolate is yuck, to the other lot where the youngest inhales junk food at a comparable rate to a Dyson vacuum and consequently is as wide as he is tall.
Lecture continued past the point of me paying, picking up the bag and starting to walk, much to the bemusement of the person waiting behind me at the register.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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Now this made me laugh. 9 blokes driving down a Perth highway on motorised picnic tables,
http://www.triplem.com.au/melbourne/stu ... ic-tables/
I want one. Rig up a BBQ in the middle of the table and fasten an esky at the back and you've got meals on wheels.
http://www.triplem.com.au/melbourne/stu ... ic-tables/
I want one. Rig up a BBQ in the middle of the table and fasten an esky at the back and you've got meals on wheels.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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thats cool!!stui magpie wrote:Now this made me laugh. 9 blokes driving down a Perth highway on motorised picnic tables,
http://www.triplem.com.au/melbourne/stu ... ic-tables/
I want one. Rig up a BBQ in the middle of the table and fasten an esky at the back and you've got meals on wheels.
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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You forgot laminating the sign!David wrote:What's wrong with the shelf?
My philosophy is that anyone with enough time on their hands to print out and stick up a sign can fix the goddamn thing themselves.
Where one of the screws goes in, the glass is breaking away, slivers are coming off of it, and it's now at an angle, so I can't put anything on it, the bottles look messy on the floor, and if it drops it will damage my tiles, or the glass screens! Believe me I've tried to get the screws out, but they are rusty, and I don't want to do any more damage.
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
