What made me laugh today...

HAL · Post by **HAL** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:49 pm

Yes I think there are.

Post by **think positive** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:51 pm

luvdids wrote:Oh, are they your signs? I thought they were just random pics from the net for some reason.

I guess they're for hubby?

ha, yeah this is carrying on from as post in one of the terrorist threads

(yes really!!)

Post by **think positive** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:52 pm

5150 wrote:And what's with the orange pubic hair back right corner under the glass shelf?

Any ranga's in your family?

refer to the no hair thread!!

HAL · Post by **HAL** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:55 pm

Yes I think there are.

5150 · Post by **5150** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:08 pm

think positive wrote:
5150 wrote:And what's with the orange pubic hair back right corner under the glass shelf?

Any ranga's in your family?
refer to the no hair thread!!

Sorry, my fault... it was on my computer screen.

Post by **think positive** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:29 pm

Hahahahaha

Post by **stui magpie** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:31 pm

think positive wrote:
David wrote:What's wrong with the shelf?

My philosophy is that anyone with enough time on their hands to print out and stick up a sign can fix the goddamn thing themselves.
You forgot laminating the sign!

Where one of the screws goes in, the glass is breaking away, slivers are coming off of it, and it's now at an angle, so I can't put anything on it, the bottles look messy on the floor, and if it drops it will damage my tiles, or the glass screens! Believe me I've tried to get the screws out, but they are rusty, and I don't want to do any more damage.

Who used steel screws in a shower? surely they should have used brass?

Post by **think positive** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:57 pm

Or galvernized
They came with the shelf, not sure what they are, it could be loctite stopping me getting them out! I don't want to try to hard I'm clumsy I'd shatter the glass for sure!

Post by **stui magpie** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:39 am

If it's already broken, you can either fix it or break it more. If you shatter it trying to fox it, he should have fixed it quicker.

Post by **think positive** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:57 am

Yeah well I've been saying that for months!

Morrigu · Post by **Morrigu** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:11 pm

Post by **think positive** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:05 am

Post by **David** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:22 pm

Have I posted this before? I thought it was pretty good.

https://youtu.be/QogzNVZL1Gs

Post by **Jezza** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:38 pm

Post by **think positive** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:49 pm

stui magpie wrote:If it's already broken, you can either fix it or break it more. If you shatter it trying to fox it, he should have fixed it quicker.

I fixed it...well kind of!

It all started this morning. I got up early and hit the gym, Im so over this perimenapausal hormonal weight redistribution bullshit, I want my body back, so I don't care how shit I feel, (worst hay fever I've ever had, my eyes sting ALL the time, doesn't matter what I take, and I've got really bad vertigo to boot, I'm a walking disaster area) I'm powering up on creatine and protein, and thrashing away to sons of anarchy,and lifting til my arms can't do it any more!

Was at the old house at 9.15, they took away the rental furniture, tried to work out all the keys, hmm, a few missing! Tidied up a bit, went to the post office to post registered mail to sort out the title, then the bank, got two cheques this week, who still writes cheques?? Then to tic group outlet, it's all stuff that falls of trucks, literally! All those fork lift you tubes funnies! Got almost a trolley load, she looks over it and goes "yeah twenty bucks thanks!" Me huh, um yeah no worries! 2 pairs of osh kiosk slippers for my sisters boyfriend kids, a whole box of those crispy noodles you put on salad, (I mean a BIG box, full of boxes! A Danielle Steele novel for the pool, 2 of those school how to write books (the boys are preschool age) about 5 big bags of healthy chip things, a massive bag of lindor balls (oops) for twenty bucks!

The. Off to Altona gate, lunch, Christmas stocking shopping for my girls (fancy hair stuff etc, I buy them a shitload, they like the expensive stuff, so I buy the Christmas packs) managed to waste about two hours there, then the chicken outlet, and she gave me two 1.5 kg bags of marathon Mexican roll things free as they are a day out of date, they are frozen, so should be fine! My little boot is bursting! Got home at four feeling like crap, to discover hubby must have been working at home all day, and woweeee look at that, a brand new oven.......outside for the outdoor kitchen he has been building himself. Hmm. No worries, he can cook til he fixes mine! So I think I'll have a shower, dope myself up, empty the boot, cook tea, (easy stir fry with the chicken I got) pour a red and spend th evening finishing off the personal taxes for us all. I did the work ones yesterday, **** I hate doing them. and last years big job just stressed me out more! Which is why I put it off so long! So I hop in the shower with one of those nasal cleaner things, and nearly blow my brains out! OMFG! Must of been all the hay fever drugs clogged up, burnt like hell. And I popped up abruptly....smacked my head on the shelf, and next thing you know I've managed to catch it as it finally shook free! He can fix the brackets, at least my tiles are safe! I'm a damn legend! And I think the codeine washed down with antioxidants (or red wine as it's also known) is kicking in! I feel so much better! Cheers. I'm not coming back here til the taxes are FINISHED! Ugh

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