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Post by Jezza »

MB - Fantastic work on the quotes yet again from TankingCarlton. I couldn't imagine this thread would be as successful as I anticipated. I love it! :twisted: :twisted:
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They have a top thread over there, 27 pages of 'sack malthouse'
A joke of coach who should retire immediately.

Tactical abilities are limited and inflexible.
Blames everyone but himself.
Taken the team backwards.
Does not inspire the players.

... not to mention his brilliant decisions at the selection table.

PATHETIC ... and should be held responsible ... he had a better team to work with than last year and the season has been a disaster.

GRRR ... 2 more years to go.
I found it quite amusing
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Post by cooldewd »

The jungle drums will just beat louder and louder for MM to be sacked.

Twenty five pages in year one?

Imagine when this continues next year and the year after?

They will want to skin the old coot alive!
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Post by nulla »

Just loving seeing them like this.

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Fantastic. Those quotes are the best thing I have read in years!!
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Nick - Pie Man wrote:They have a top thread over there, 27 pages of 'sack malthouse'
A joke of coach who should retire immediately.

Tactical abilities are limited and inflexible.
Blames everyone but himself.
Taken the team backwards.
Does not inspire the players.

... not to mention his brilliant decisions at the selection table.

PATHETIC ... and should be held responsible ... he had a better team to work with than last year and the season has been a disaster.

GRRR ... 2 more years to go.
I found it quite amusing
Yeah, but ummmm, hang on, hes the Messiah aint he, I mean, he was supposed to deliver an instant flag, no waiting, just get the old bloke, and away we go, with our classy list. :?: :?:
now the dickheads know what WE all know, he is well past his use by date, has no plan B, still has his boundary line crap game, Is outcoached constantly, and has lost the plot. ahh, how bloody marvellous, :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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the carlscum forum will be going into overdrive tonight after they lose!
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Post by MagpieBat »

Was just thinking about this thread.

Looks like the old man has failed in his first year. Rebuild time!
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Post by swoop42 »

^Can't even make the final nine.

LOL.
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Post by ANNODAM »

A bit premature there fellas.

Never the less, we'll have a solid laugh next week...
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Post by jack_spain »

I'm not laughing tonight. The Blooze don't deserve to be in the finals, but they have a nasty habit of making finals their own (especially against us).
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Post by Piesnchess »

Who do the dickwads play next week anyway ?
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Post by MagpieBat »

You know, this is almost as good a result (spit!).

Think about it: a finals berth gives the Bloozers a false sense of security. Let them think they have the list to win the flag. Let them run around thinking "oh, we just needed to win a couple more games, no need to cull the list, it'll come good, Malthouse will get it for us."

Let them think this list can win a flag, so that they fail to invest in the future and collapse in a heap in the not-too-distant future..
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Post by jack_spain »

Piesnchess wrote:Who do the dickwads play next week anyway ?
If we win and The-club-formerly-known-as-Ninthmond lose then we finish 5th and will play the Scum. Do we want to win or lose tomorrow?

On the other hand I suspect the Dopers will be giving everything tonight to prove a point, so the chances of us playing the Scum next week are probably even money.
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Post by ANNODAM »

Who cares?
Who ever we play, we'll beat, it's week 2 I'm concerned about...
WE WERE ROBBED, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MEEE!

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