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The Prototype
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There's always a prostitute, Dave me boy.

Or a Russian mail order bride if you are really in need, just don't try for an African chick because well you may end up in a cell somewhere in Africa fighting for your life!
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Dave The Man wrote:
Syd_Magpies_Girl wrote:
The Prototype wrote:Oh I know I can hear you know "Why worry about a man when you have a vibrator and a set of batteries."
Exactly ;)
Dang :cry:
Don't stress Dave. :wink:

Vibrators can't give them a cuddle; can't tell them their friends are ugly bitches (only at the appropriate time though); can't kill that spider in the bathroom; can't go shopping with them and say "that looks great, no your bum doesn't look big in that" and can't be a walking, breathing life support system for a credit card.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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Can you speak any foreign languages? What do you really want to ask me?
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Vibrators win over men for me! No matter how strong your argument may be Stui!
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Tell me that again in 6 months :P :wink:
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Oh I am suppose to say it doesn't look big, shit I kept telling her that her ass was big before she put the damn thing on.

Uh-oh.
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Mags wrote:funinaustralia.com

For Dave :)

Have fun bro... I hear there are some stunners at Candy Club at the moment you could try there Dave?
I have Free Sites for That :wink:

PM FOR THEM :wink:
I am Da Man
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The Prototype wrote:Oh I am suppose to say it doesn't look big, shit I kept telling her that her ass was big before she put the damn thing on.

Uh-oh.
Mate, unless it looks like two rhinos under a tarp, the answer is no. if her friends then tell her it looks big, that's an appropriate time to use the "friends are ugly bitches" line. :wink: :lol:
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My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
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Dave The Man wrote:That I am a Virgin
Tell me about it :?
"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange
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Syd_Magpies_Girl wrote:Vibrators win over men for me!
I'm sorry, but you wouldn't win me over with one of those ghastly contraptions. I'd much prefer flowers :)
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For you I will consider it.
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Oh Hal, you've made my day :D Image
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:-) Yeah. HAL's the computer with the red eye, right?
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stui magpie wrote:Mate, unless it looks like two rhinos under a tarp, the answer is no. if her friends then tell her it looks big, that's an appropriate time to use the "friends are ugly bitches" line. :wink: :lol:
I will remember this for the next woman that asks me that, I have refused to give any comments on the clothing because she never takes my opinion anyway ;)

Silly women.
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