What made me laugh today...
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A line on Big Bang Theory last night.
Sheldon: How can I say thank you?
Aimee: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.
Sheldon:...............Salt lake City?
variation of an old one but delivered beautifully..
Sheldon: How can I say thank you?
Aimee: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.
Sheldon:...............Salt lake City?
variation of an old one but delivered beautifully..
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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Don't know if this made me laugh but it sure as hell made my wife laugh.
Came home from work and as usual my 4 year old daughter came sprinting down the hallway screaming "Daddy's home". Now normally she'd just run flat out into me and I'd bend in the legs to catch the force of the impact in my abdomen, but I was a little distracted today and forgot to bend
Now I'm sitting here typing this with an icepack on my nuts :shock:
and a wife still giggling at what happened.
Came home from work and as usual my 4 year old daughter came sprinting down the hallway screaming "Daddy's home". Now normally she'd just run flat out into me and I'd bend in the legs to catch the force of the impact in my abdomen, but I was a little distracted today and forgot to bend
Now I'm sitting here typing this with an icepack on my nuts :shock:
and a wife still giggling at what happened.
A Collingwood supporter since the egg was inseminated.
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OEP wrote:Don't know if this made me laugh but it sure as hell made my wife laugh.
Came home from work and as usual my 4 year old daughter came sprinting down the hallway screaming "Daddy's home". Now normally she'd just run flat out into me and I'd bend in the legs to catch the force of the impact in my abdomen, but I was a little distracted today and forgot to bend
Now I'm sitting here typing this with an icepack on my nuts :shock:
and a wife still giggling at what happened.
Typical. All about you, nothing about your daughters head.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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Trust me she's fine. She's got a bloody hard headstui magpie wrote:OEP wrote:Don't know if this made me laugh but it sure as hell made my wife laugh.
Came home from work and as usual my 4 year old daughter came sprinting down the hallway screaming "Daddy's home". Now normally she'd just run flat out into me and I'd bend in the legs to catch the force of the impact in my abdomen, but I was a little distracted today and forgot to bend
Now I'm sitting here typing this with an icepack on my nuts :shock:
and a wife still giggling at what happened.
Typical. All about you, nothing about your daughters head.
A Collingwood supporter since the egg was inseminated.
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how did you know?luvdids wrote:LOL, multi vitamins will do that to you!5150 wrote:My urine...
I was feeling a little flat and took two multi vitamins this morning.
Went to the steel wall and it was like I was pi55ing yellow highlighters.
I bet you still tried to write your name - since it was highlighter ink afterall!
Anyways... ran out of "ink" after B-A- just couldn't get the Z out.
Damn you tiny bladder...