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Oh stui..... those words could only come from a man who truly does have blue balls.
A man who was unable to keep his "life partner" in his house.
You have my sympathy.
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Black_White wrote:Oh stui..... those words could only come from a man who truly does have blue balls.
A man who was unable to keep his "life partner" in his house.
You have my sympathy.
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for the thoughts, best thing that ever happened to me when that biatch hit the frog and toad.

Just because I occasionally like a glass of milk I see no reason to keep a cow at home. 8)
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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Black_White wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Nick - Pie Man wrote:I suspect Black White is a very unhappy person
I've long suspected a serious case of MSB, aka Blue Balls. Maybe him and DTM should get together next time womens tennis is on TV. :P :wink:
"Blue balls"?
I have sex every day. Sometimes twice a day! If I'm lucky.
And no, I'm not alone on these occasions.
Hint for those looking to marry. Get yourself a European, and don't have kids. Kids kill the sex drive of woman.
I'm a happy, happy man, with full pink balls!
Not all woman, and maybe it's the gone to seed "burp" hubby that has put her off!

Why get married unless you want kids? I can leave my own toilet seat up if I want to!
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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think positive wrote:
Why get married unless you want kids? I can leave my own toilet seat up if I want to!
You are joking right?
Procreation above love?
Poor you.
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stui magpie wrote:
Thanks for the thoughts, best thing that ever happened to me when that biatch hit the frog and toad.
Sounds like you made a hell of a mistake to start with. Good to see it rectified. Would love to hear the "cows" side of the story.
Real housos stuff.
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Nah, I got the bestofboth worlds- great kids great husband, there ain't nothing poor about me!
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think positive wrote:Nah, I got the bestofboth worlds- great kids great husband, there ain't nothing poor about me!
Nothing like living the dream.
Good on you.
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Black_White wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Thanks for the thoughts, best thing that ever happened to me when that biatch hit the frog and toad.
Sounds like you made a hell of a mistake to start with. Good to see it rectified. Would love to hear the "cows" side of the story.
Real housos stuff.
Absolutely.

I sent a few script ideas into the Housos producers based on my life but they rejected them as being too far fetched. :shock: :x :P :lol:
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I was thinking more "new idea" article.
Couldn't make 30 minutes out of "meet. shag, marry. shag. squeeze out watermelons, fight, split".
18 minutes maybe, but not 30.
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^

No, your getting confused about when you submitted one of your home sex videos to a distributor and they told you it needed to be a lot longer than 2 minutes.
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stui magpie wrote:^

No, your getting confused about when you submitted one of your home sex videos to a distributor and they told you it needed to be a lot longer than 2 minutes.
Oh stui.......reverting to housos type.
Such a cliche.
No wonder she left you.
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Black_White wrote:One more post...
Last night I had the pleasure of walking up and down the yarra on "shared footpaths".
In all that walking, only one cyclist called out to "keep left" as a warning of his approach from behind. He even said "thank you" as he passed.
About 100 cyclists came bearing down at a huge rate of knots without any warning, and cyclists are in the main silent in their approach.
We could have easily been injured by these idiots. And had no way of seeking justice if they had.
Time to make these ignorant folk responsible for their actions.
Perhaps if you'd taken your iPod out at least & turned down the volume you'd heave heard the bells :lol: :lol: :lol:

I find the flashier the bicyclist the less likely they say "passing , on your right, keep left etc

I find many a pedestrian wears earphones with iPod & are unsurprizingly unaware of what's around them.

It's also a reason I avoid shared paths when I can. Despite the close shaves with a few idiot or nasty drivers, cars & bikes are mostly quite predictable in their behaviour. Pedestians are not. Swanston Street City is dangerous mostly because of pedestrians.

Pedestrians should be registered. Display a registration plate both back & front.

I own a car, pay rego on two, do you know how unpredictable & dangerous pedestrians are?

The shoe leather causes untold damage to roads & footpaths.

Need to fine & jail "Jay walkers"

:D :lol: :lol: :lol:
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stui magpie wrote:^

No, your getting confused about when you submitted one of your home sex videos to a distributor and they told you it needed to be a lot longer than 2 minutes.
That was an old joke Lou Richards used to tell quite regularly, something along the lines of:

Edna would say" Lou, Lou, lets have sex in the kitchen".

Lou would reply "why do you want to have sex in the kitchen Edna?"

Edna would reply: Becuase I want to know when my soft boiled eggs are ready :)

What made me smile wasn't the joke but the memory of Lou telling it :) :)
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think positive wrote:Why get married unless you want kids? I can leave my own toilet seat up if I want to!
Do you have any idea how bloody offensive that statement is TP! :evil:

I had cancer at 25 and following massive surgery and radiotherapy have never been able to have kids.

I have had to listen to women tell me I am "not a real woman" for years.

It took a long time for me to accept my"failings" but I met and married a wonderful man - we married and have no kids and are very happy.

We married because we were committed to each other and wanted to spend our lives together.

Is that not reason enough??
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Black_White wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Nick - Pie Man wrote:I suspect Black White is a very unhappy person
I've long suspected a serious case of MSB, aka Blue Balls. Maybe him and DTM should get together next time womens tennis is on TV. :P :wink:
"Blue balls"?
I have sex every day. Sometimes twice a day! If I'm lucky.
And no, I'm not alone on these occasions.
Hint for those looking to marry. Get yourself a European, and don't have kids. Kids kill the sex drive of woman.
I'm a happy, happy man, with full pink balls!
You seem to have a limited view of sex, women, children & relationships although to be fair my comments are only based on your tid bit above.

Teenage sex is good when you're a teenager.
Adult sex is good when you're an adult
Married sex is good when you're married
Sex with your partner is enjoyable if you have kids & your kids are young, growing up & when they are adults.
Sex with your partner can be good if you don't have kids
It's part of growing together.

But the boys talk stuff - well that's not usually you.
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