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5150 wrote: Why does she have suger cubes on her desk?
It's an intelgence test.
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Exactly!
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You and I are on the same wavelength, Kingswood.
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"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange
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David wrote:http://www.ilooklikebarackobama.com/
We could book him for the next nicks BBQ. :shock:
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Are you still don't take a piss until sometime next week?
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3.14159...etc wrote:
5150 wrote: Why does she have suger cubes on her desk?
It's an intelgence test.
I'm smarter than sugar. :oops:
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Went out tonight to see a band my cousin is in. Took the son, his GF and one of her friiends.

Sons missus had a couple of drinks before we left, has the tolerance to alcohol of a 3 year old. She yakked all the way there by train, all the way on the walk to the pub, I swear she could talk under 10 feet of wet cement.

So, I'm walking in front, I slowed down a tad to let the boy come beside me and said quietly to him " I know what I'm getting you for Christmas now, A good set of headphones that you can plug into your iPhone or whatever, listen to your music and not hear anything else."

All I got in response was a massive smile. 8) :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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^twist ending .... you have schizophrenia!




i'm highly enjoying these twist endings, lol.
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Post by 5150 »

I saw these pictures and thought... What a hottie!!!

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainme ... 6267584909

D'oh!
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ewww scary!!
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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Post by David »

Still hot.

Trust the Herald Sun readership to respond to the story in an enlightened manner:
adam of melbourne wrote:that is digusting
proudtobeslaves wrote:revolting
Chris M wrote:your parents must be so proud!
karlvictho wrote:However, this effort is lost on me because I, like a lot of people, would prefer a gay person to simply admit they are gay. Or, if undecided, they'd say "I'm undecided." Basically, I think people should just be who they are.
Liz of Wodonga wrote:To be honest this is pretty disgusting!He is pretty disgusting!Anything for a buck I suppose even if you make a fool of yourself to get it!
Admittedly, there are some nice comments too.
"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange
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So why not post them??
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"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange
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Post by think positive »

so focusing on the negative achieves what??
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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