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Yet another instalment in the many iterations of Steamed Hams:

https://youtu.be/a6HCu9edk54
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My 13 month old grandson
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Watching people in the park next door.

Couple had a 2-3 year old on some kind of balance bike that seemed to be battery powered, another couple came up and 3 adults tried to explain to a 6-7 year old girl how to ride it. After all the lectures she pushed off with her feet, rolled 1 metre and got off, then 1 of the adults decided to show her how it was done, got on the bike and took off downhill, followed by the screaming 2-3 year old "owner" of said bike. To say the kid wasn't happy would be a massive understatement. Caught up with the adult, grabbed his shirt with one hand and absolutely shrieked at him.

Adult got off bike, tried to reason with 2-3 year old (which is as effective as telling a drunk adult to calm down) with zero success.

Very funny to watch.
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David wrote:Yet another instalment in the many iterations of Steamed Hams:

https://youtu.be/a6HCu9edk54
WPT, have you seen this? :mrgreen:
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Incredible footage of the Chinese spy balloon being shot down.

https://twitter.com/MrDMurphy/status/16 ... 6eTNQ&s=19
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Forgetting Gary Snr was Captain...
He didn't even know the names of all his teammates!
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Our concreter is about to be on a current affair!
Love ya work teddy!

https://9now.nine.com.au/a-current-affa ... 135651fefa
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LaurieHolden wrote:Incredible footage of the Chinese spy balloon being shot down.

https://twitter.com/MrDMurphy/status/16 ... 6eTNQ&s=19
Hehe
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stui magpie wrote:Watching people in the park next door.

Couple had a 2-3 year old on some kind of balance bike that seemed to be battery powered, another couple came up and 3 adults tried to explain to a 6-7 year old girl how to ride it. After all the lectures she pushed off with her feet, rolled 1 metre and got off, then 1 of the adults decided to show her how it was done, got on the bike and took off downhill, followed by the screaming 2-3 year old "owner" of said bike. To say the kid wasn't happy would be a massive understatement. Caught up with the adult, grabbed his shirt with one hand and absolutely shrieked at him.

Adult got off bike, tried to reason with 2-3 year old (which is as effective as telling a drunk adult to calm down) with zero success.

Very funny to watch.
Hehehe
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https://www.news.com.au/sport/american- ... 1afe4342a4

Maybe the NBA should spend a bit of their $$$ on a proof reader :lol: :lol:
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There are reasons why:

Swinburne and Latrobe didn't merge to become the Swinburne-Latrobe University of Technology.

Swinburne and Holmesglen didn't merge to become the Swinburne-Holmesglen Institute of Technology.

and Curtin University said NO to a campus in the Northern Territory.
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I heard the Swan Hill Institute of Technology also got the thumbs down.
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Dark Beanie wrote:https://www.news.com.au/sport/american-sports/nba/explicit-nba-all-star-logo-sends-basketball-world-into-meltdown/news-story/7d61dd8b4363d64e2d8cf91afe4342a4

Maybe the NBA should spend a bit of their $$$ on a proof reader :lol: :lol:
took me a while to find it, that links been slammed shut!

but hey, its probably accurate!!!
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think positive wrote:Our concreter is about to be on a current affair!
Love ya work teddy!

https://9now.nine.com.au/a-current-affa ... 135651fefa
And if any one did see this, as usual a current affair were less than honest.

The factory is teddys, and they owe him 6 months rent.
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Post by Bruce Gonsalves »

I did see that the other night T.P. My initial reaction was that Teddy is in a bit of strife.
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