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Bruce Gonsalves wrote:I did see that the other night T.P. My initial reaction was that Teddy is in a bit of strife.
For sure!

He should not have lost his cool,

He did the concrete on our first project, and I never had a problem with him, he seemed pretty chill!

Thing is though, they are making out like he went over to their factory and smashed their fence and water meter but the only thing of theirs he damaged was the cars.

6 months rent on that factory is 40k or there abouts. And VCAT are damn useless!

Maybe they shoulda sold a car and paid their bills!
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ACA sux for reporting. Hope your mate gets stuff sorted.

I had to laugh up in Toc, listening to Bill Brownless on The Rush Hour on MMM, on Monday they were inviting people to call or send in a Valentines Day Poem. So I messaged Bill on Insta with one, that he read out yesterday and I've heard it used on the Ads today. :lol:

Little Poem was:

Roses are Red

So is my Truck.

It's Valentines Day,

So how bout a .............Drink?
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Hehehe love it!
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Disney let their copyright on Winnie the Pooh lapse, so someone leapt straight in and made them slasher villains in a horror movie. :lol: :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3E74j_xFtg&t=107s

Concerned parents are apparently losing their minds at what might show up in Google searches for their young ones.
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so true
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stui magpie wrote:Disney let their copyright on Winnie the Pooh lapse, so someone leapt straight in and made them slasher villains in a horror movie. :lol: :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3E74j_xFtg&t=107s

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that’s pretty shit actually

Doesn’t surprise me in this look at me I’m thebiggest dick world though
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Horror movies aren't my thing, I find them boring and predictable. The only enjoyment comes with watching them with others who you can get to leap out of their chair screaming with the slightest touch at the right time. :lol:

Disney let it lapse, someone else had an idea.

I just find the concept of Pooh and Piglet roaming the 100 Acre wood attacking (the generic) female college students hillarious. :wink:
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Your mileage might vary, but...

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^ I didn't realise Jeff Cheers balloon dog art was worth that much.
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Narrator: it wasn't
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In the Age:

This is entertaining. More people being outraged. This time over a food critics writing where he didn’t & won’t apologise but where the media that published it did. It’s very funny:

Amongst other bits it included this gem:

….The maître d / meet and greeter wears an outfit that threatens to expose more than just her inexperience when setting a table…”


https://www.theage.com.au/national/vict ... 5ctia.html
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I read about that, I didn't have a problem at what the critic said but people are so quick to get offended these days. I mean, calling for the publication to be cancelled, really? :roll:
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Murdoch in his 90’s marrying a woman in her 60’s. His lawyer must be an expert on prenups by now
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crows supporters singing good old collingwood forever to power fans!!!
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Geefrickenduckingcheatinglong 0-3!

Bahahahahaha!
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