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stui magpie wrote:OK, so apparently this is old news but I must have blinked and missed this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_enema

WTF? otherwise referred to as "Butt Chugging" :shock: :? People using a funnel to pour booze up their clacker as it gets you drunk quicker.

Maybe it originated when someone offerred someone a drink they didn't like and got the response "yuck, that stuff is horrible, I'm not drinking it, shove it up your arse"

Messed up as that is, my mind is also spinning at the idea of soaking tampons in vodka then inserting as an alternative to just drinking the vodka.
This all evolved as one guy told anoth drunk guy to shove his drink up his arse. He did.
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stui magpie wrote:OK, so apparently this is old news but I must have blinked and missed this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_enema

WTF? otherwise referred to as "Butt Chugging" :shock: :? People using a funnel to pour booze up their clacker as it gets you drunk quicker.

Maybe it originated when someone offerred someone a drink they didn't like and got the response "yuck, that stuff is horrible, I'm not drinking it, shove it up your arse"

Messed up as that is, my mind is also spinning at the idea of soaking tampons in vodka then inserting as an alternative to just drinking the vodka.
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Anal bleaching.

If you have a job description that require ones butthole on display for the entire world perhaps the colour of your anus isn't your biggest concern.
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swoop42 wrote:Anal bleaching.

If you have a job description that require ones butthole on display for the entire world perhaps the colour of your anus isn't your biggest concern.
Butt what if it could open up a hole new world for you?

You're selling pies at the MCG one day and you think..... If I whiten my ring the possibilities could be endless...

I'd be more questioning the job description that required you to bleach someone's dot. I'm thinking it's a DIY thing....
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^It aint DIY(at least not to begin with) day spa's in the USA offer the service.

As for selling pies I think a job at donut king would be more apt with a shinny new date.
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swoop42 wrote:^It aint DIY(at least not to begin with) day spa's in the USA offer the service.

As for selling pies I think a job at donut king would be more apt with a shinny new date.
I heard a guy "for reseach" talk about it on 3RRR in the last 12 months or so. It was fascinating radio - can't recall what the journo said & what the anal bleacher said though but I was absorbed & hung around like a dag on a...

The radio journo went & had it done (participant observation & reporting) I recall it being fascinating especially because it was new to me.
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Hmm ... hence the saying "a great face for radio". :shock:
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watt price tully wrote:
swoop42 wrote:^It aint DIY(at least not to begin with) day spa's in the USA offer the service.

As for selling pies I think a job at donut king would be more apt with a shinny new date.
I heard a guy "for reseach" talk about it on 3RRR in the last 12 months or so. It was fascinating radio - can't recall what the journo said & what the anal bleacher said though but I was absorbed & hung around like a dag on a...

The radio journo went & had it done (participant observation & reporting) I recall it being fascinating especially because it was new to me.
It aint now though. :wink:

P.S-Next time someone tells you that the sun don't shine out your arse (and there will be a next time) bend over and show them differently.
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The other day a person in the ED with an alcohol level of 0.56 - lucky to be alive if they make it through. They were intubated & needed artifical ventilation :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Moving on from anal bleaching, what's the deal with labioplasty? Just watched this documentary, and I have to confess I'm as non-plussed as the presenter (although I wish she'd editorialise a little less).

http://vimeo.com/groups/43127/videos/4704237

Warning: contains vaginas and graphic surgery scenes. Don't watch while eating dinner or if you happen to be under whatever age is appropriate for such things.
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watt price tully wrote:The other day a person in the ED with an alcohol level of 0.56 - lucky to be alive if they make it through. They were intubated & needed artifical ventilation :shock: :shock: :shock:
Hope they went driving
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think positive wrote:
watt price tully wrote:The other day a person in the ED with an alcohol level of 0.56 - lucky to be alive if they make it through. They were intubated & needed artifical ventilation :shock: :shock: :shock:
Hope they went driving
i hope they didn't :shock: :wink:
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watt price tully wrote:The other day a person in the ED with an alcohol level of 0.56 - lucky to be alive if they make it through. They were intubated & needed artifical ventilation :shock: :shock: :shock:
How'd I end up there? Last thing i remember is going to bed, :? :wink:
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think positive wrote:
watt price tully wrote:The other day a person in the ED with an alcohol level of 0.56 - lucky to be alive if they make it through. They were intubated & needed artifical ventilation :shock: :shock: :shock:
Hope they went driving
I'm sure that was a typo. :?
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