What made me laugh today...

Post by **stui magpie** » Sat Aug 29, 2020 5:42 pm

One for Tannin,

Apparently Gen Z are intimidated by Full Stops. They consider them to be blunt, abrupt and unfriendly and people who use them are viewed as insincere.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... s-say.html

Tannin · Post by **Tannin** » Sat Aug 29, 2020 6:40 pm

Faaaark.......

Post by **think positive** » Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:38 pm

Whats really annoying are people who dont get what an exclamation mark is!!!

As in Im so sorry george blogs died!!!!

so this morning i woke up at 7, went to the loo, went back to bed, usually i dont fall back asleep but i must have, at 7.09 i got a jab in the ribs, and a coffee (with no milk grr) shoved at me and the oh so loving words "i heard a big fart so i thought you were awake!"

in my defence me and the 2 girls all have a gut ache!

Post by **David** » Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:42 pm

stui magpie wrote:One for Tannin,

Apparently Gen Z are intimidated by Full Stops. They consider them to be blunt, abrupt and unfriendly and people who use them are viewed as insincere.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... s-say.html

Only boomers would think this article isn't bullshit.

Tannin · Post by **Tannin** » Mon Aug 31, 2020 4:53 pm

David wrote:Only boomers would think this article isn't bullshit.

Nonsense.

Utter twaddle, David.

There are some intelligent, articulate people amongst the hordes of illiterate Millennials and Gen XYZers. Quite possibly dozens of them.

At least I think so.

Probably.

Post by **stui magpie** » Mon Aug 31, 2020 5:24 pm

think positive wrote:Whats really annoying are people who dont get what an exclamation mark is!!!

As in Im so sorry george blogs died!!!!

so this morning i woke up at 7, went to the loo, went back to bed, usually i dont fall back asleep but i must have, at 7.09 i got a jab in the ribs, and a coffee (with no milk grr) shoved at me and the oh so loving words "i heard a big fart so i thought you were awake!"

in my defence me and the 2 girls all have a gut ache!

It's not a fart, it's a self Covid test. If you haven't lost your sense of smell, you probably don't have Covid.

Post by **think positive** » Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:56 am

Hehe, 2 damn days, oh man, so crook, I feel like I went a few rounds with a boxer. Not sick today though, thank god. 10 days to go hopefully, not much t9 laugh at right now, I really feel for people on their own, and anyone going through a tough time, end of life, funerals with 10 people, it’s a real wake up call, hopefully the world listens but I doubt it. Looking at the US, I can’t see any country with half a brain allowing flights except for necessities for years. I honestly dont see how they recover from this and the riots, so much destruction, so many deaths. It’s not all Trumps fault, it’s been coming for years, the perfect storm.

ronrat · Post by **ronrat** » Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:00 pm

Watching the Tour De frog last night They were featuring the bloke dressed as the devil and giving us some background etc. Quite amusing . Then as the peleton approached the riders were throwing empty water bottles at him. After my girlfriends mate died 2 days ago and a pommy bloke I used to frink with 4 days ago I needed a laugh.

watt price tully · Post by **watt price tully** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:42 pm

A marijuana delivery service using a drone drops bags of marijuana in a public square in Tel-Aviv

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ ... in-square/

Tannin · Post by **Tannin** » Fri Sep 04, 2020 8:16 am

ronrat wrote: the riders were throwing empty water bottles at him

Social distancing, cyclist-style.

Drug-crazed morons.

Post by **stui magpie** » Fri Sep 04, 2020 9:42 am

watt price tully wrote:A marijuana delivery service using a drone drops bags of marijuana in a public square in Tel-Aviv

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ ... in-square/

Very nice of him and great way to advertise his business, providing free samples to the public.

Post by **Jezza** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:41 pm

If Trump loses the election, this is what will happen to the media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDKUB7I-5fY

Post by **think positive** » Mon Sep 07, 2020 8:11 am

Man Novak Djokovic dropped that poor linewoman so hard.

Personally I’m glad he’s out, grand slams played with none of the other top players will have at least an imaginary * next to them.

Post by **stui magpie** » Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:09 am

Jezza wrote:If Trump loses the election, this is what will happen to the media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDKUB7I-5fY

Post by **stui magpie** » Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:21 am

think positive wrote:Man Novak Djokovic dropped that poor linewoman so hard.

Personally I’m glad he’s out, grand slams played with none of the other top players will have at least an imaginary * next to them.

Nick Kyrgios put out this Tweet about it, including the poll

Nicholas Kyrgios
@NickKyrgios
Swap me for jokers incident. ‘Accidentally hitting the ball kid in the throat’ how many years would I be banned for?
5? 28.7%
10? 16.7%
20? 54.6%

75,001 votes · 21 hours left

I voted 5.

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