Favourite Movie Quotes

luvlicca · Post by **luvlicca** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:03 am

You can do it, rip his f**ken head off...

You can do it, all night long...

rob schinder he is a classic!!!

Miss_Lisey_Molloy · Post by **Miss_Lisey_Molloy** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:56 pm

Oh my gosh.. Every sentence I make is a quote off a movie or TV! Mainly simpsons! Hahaha! I'm a firm believer that every situation in life can include a simpsons quote!

Pretty Woman
"I say who, I say when, I say...WHO!" - Vivienne
"Big mistake! Big! Huge! I'm off to go shopping now!" - Vivienne

Dirty Dancing
"Me? I'm scared of everything! Of who I am, of what I did, and most of all I'm scared of walking out this door and never feeling anything in my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you" - Baby Houseman
"I know you weren't the one who got Penny in trouble. But, I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong....You looked wonderful out there" - Jake Houseman
"He wouldn't know a new idea if it hit him in the pachanga" - Johnny Castle

A Night at the Roxbury
"It's not a toy, it's a club with a jungle theme!" - Doug Butabi
"Shut up, Greg! I'm walking down the aisle, you dick!" - Emily Sanderson
"Did you grab my ass?" - Mr. Zadir
"I'm sorry that you feel that way, this is a big step for both of us" - Steve Butabi
"Man, this club has got it goin'...on! I call this one, the sprinkler!" - Greg

BASEketball
"Come on, dude. This is Britney Keyser's house, and you know I really wanna f*$& her! Oh, hi Dr. Keyser!" - Remer
"We still don't have a f%*^ing clue where this guy is" - Unsolved Mysteries guy
"Sir, can I borrow your blanket? Can I borrow your blanket? Sir, CAN I BORROW YOUR BLANKET?!" - Coop
"Dude" "Dude" "Dude" "Dude" "Dude" "Dude" "Dude" "Oh I guess you've got a point there" - Coop & Remer

The Castle
Darryl: "Hey, look at that!"
Dale: "What?"
Darryl: "Back there!"

Darryl: "What's this love?"
Sal: "Icecream"
Darryl: "But it's what you've done with it"
Sal: "I scooped it out of the punnet!"

Bruce Almighty
"Back to you, f&^*ers!" - Bruce
"I do the cha-cha like a little sissy girl. I like to do da cha-cha" - Evan

Liar, Liar
"Stop breaking the law, ass-hole!" - Fletcher
"I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?" - Fletcher

Jerry: "Great gift, Dad"
Fletcher: "Thanks, son!"

I'm all out now... They'll all come to me later!

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

melissa · Post by **melissa** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:27 pm

American Pie

"Suck me, Beautiful!" - Stifler
"Are we gonna screw now, cos i'm getting antsy"-Michelle
'i put some of this (laxatives) in his moccachino. Something tells me he's not gonna have trouble shitting in school today' -Stifler

melissa · Post by **melissa** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:45 pm

Sorry, can't help myself

Dodgeball:
You're about as useless as a cock-flavoured lolly-pop!
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!
You had me at blood and semen
That dyke can play!
Suck failure, freaks
Only ADAA balls allowed, no personal balls allowed on the court!
There's a guy on our team that dresses like a pirate?

~Madness~ · Post by **~Madness~** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:26 pm

This is my ALL time favourite, and it still gives me goose bumps just reading it off here now...

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius
commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

*shivers*

Just a foot note on this quote. When Russel Crowe was over here one year, he was out with Warney and Darren Berry, and one of them was supposed to be bringing home dinner to his wife, as it was getting late and they were on the P155. Apparently when the wife rang, they said who they were with, and the wife didn't believe them, so Russel gets on the phone and reels off the above quote to the wife who almost had a heart attack. Imagine that? Russell Crowe getting on the phone and saying that to ya? WHOA!!!!

luvlicca · Post by **luvlicca** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:42 pm

awesome quote love that movie!!

melissa · Post by **melissa** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:19 pm

Not Another Teen Movie:

Shut yer hole, Wang Chung

Damn, that shit is whack!

Detroit Rock City:

She's sleepin' like a baby Stella

Disco blows dogs for quarters, man

It's been quite a night. So far you've seen me and my d**k throw up.

Your clothes say disco, but your eyes say rock n roll (Lex)
Yeah, well, your belt buckle says rock n roll, but your breath says pepperoni, baby (Christine)

I've been doing that sermon for years, and i never realised it was written by a comic genius! The f**ken prodigal son is a barrel of f**ken monkeys! (Father McNalty)

What are you doing, Sister Gonorrhoea? Waiting for a bus? (Father McNalty)

Shit or get off the pot, rockstar! (scalper)

leelee · Post by **leelee** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:54 pm

Moses Supposes is Toeses are Roses but Moses Supposes Aroinesly... (snging in the rain)

I say... Have you ever known what it is to be an orphan
Orften
no... i say have u ever known what it is to be one...
Orften

(Pirates of penzance works if u use an eng accent)

luvlicca · Post by **luvlicca** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:26 am

"My name is Dewie Finn and I'm not a licensed teacher, but I've been touched by your kids, and I'm pretty sure I've touched them!"

Jack Black - School of Rock

Nutmeg · Post by **Nutmeg** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:17 am

I love that movie
hows about
"I have a hangover, does anyone know what that means?"
"Doesn't it mean you're drunk?"
"No. It means I was drunk yesterday."
"That makes you an alcoholic"
"No it doesn't."
"Yes it does. You've got a disease man."
"What's your name?"
"Freddy Jones"
"Well Freddy Jones, SHUT UP"

jack black = pissa

luvlicca · Post by **luvlicca** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:25 pm

hell yeah - go jack black

melissa · Post by **melissa** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:59 pm

The Crow

Jesus Christ? Stop me if you've heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. he hands the innkeeper three nails and says, Can you put me up for the night? - Eric Draven

"Look what you've done to my sheets!" - Fun Boy

"Well, we better have an introspective moment of silence for poor old Tintin" - Michael Wincott's character then takes a big snort of cocaine

"I feel like a little worm on a big F**ken hook" - Skank
"You feel like a little worm on a big f**ken hook? Well, son, your mama must be real proud of you" - Michael Wincott
"Quck impression for ya - Caw, caw, bang, f**k I'm dead!"

Go_The_Mighty_Magpies · Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:48 pm

Miss_Lisey_Molloy wrote:I'm a firm believer that every situation in life can include a simpsons quote!

So very, very true.

luvlicca · Post by **luvlicca** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:54 am

absolutley, my other halfwas away this weekend and said that for everything that the guys did, there was a simpsons qoute involved somewere along the line!!

How funny is that!!

melissa · Post by **melissa** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:56 am

Yeah my bf is good at coming out with stuff from the Simpsons all the time. I prefer the Young Ones, myself. For those of us old enough to remember who they were!

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