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But you don't sell the cars do you? Just do the finance and flog them the extras?
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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stui magpie wrote:^

But you don't sell the cars do you? Just do the finance and flog them the extras?
Yes but he didn't say used car "salespeople", he tarred the whole dealership with that brush :lol:

Little less of the "just do"... that's like saying HR just do meetings. :P
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Is there some socially useful function that HR people perform that I have missed?
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^^They present Power Point Presentations reading out each slide in a dull monotone voice. Hence we now have the term "Death by Power Point" :P
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LOL :lol:

Depends on the HR person, but we do do a lot of meetings. :x

I don't do monotone powerpoint presentations Culprit, you're thinking of accountants, IT and Engineers. (Sales people do really energised powerpoint presentations that don't actually mean anything)

P4S, when you look at socially useful functions different occupations perform, HR people are ahead of Lawyers. :wink: 8)
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Well there's nobody advocating or joking about killing all the HR managers.
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stui magpie wrote:LOL :lol:

Depends on the HR person, but we do do a lot of meetings. :x

I don't do monotone powerpoint presentations Culprit, you're thinking of accountants, IT and Engineers. (Sales people do really energised powerpoint presentations that don't actually mean anything)

P4S, when you look at socially useful functions different occupations perform, HR people are ahead of Lawyers. :wink: 8)
That would be, what, "ahead" in the sense of being further down the corridor on the walk towards the rotating knives?
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As opposed to all the Moonbat Greens from Melbourne and SA?
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Wokko wrote:As opposed to all the Moonbat Greens from Melbourne and SA?
I'd take them over Pauline and Clive any day.
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luvdids wrote:
stui magpie wrote:^

But you don't sell the cars do you? Just do the finance and flog them the extras?
Yes but he didn't say used car "salespeople", he tarred the whole dealership with that brush :lol:

Little less of the "just do"... that's like saying HR just do meetings. :P
HR, so Nineties

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