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Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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How do you know Marilyn Monroe didn't notice? And then? OK. When was that? Do you still have bagged up' but halfway our activities the seriousness of our error was signalled by her bellowing a noise the like of which he or she hope he or she never hear ?
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What exactly is wrong with body hair?

I don't get it I really don't ???

Talking to one of the girls at work the other day. She is forty odd split from the hubby and did the Internet datey thing.

Hooked up with a younger bloke - few weeks later - one thing lead to another and resulted in the horizontal tango.

He had never been with a woman with pubic hair :shock:

The whole hair everywhere begone thing seems like another boring bloody chore to me !!
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^ Same here. No way I'd ever do it!
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yup,

i just cant believe any sane woman would go intoa shop and ask for a brazilian, unless they were expecting a soccer player!
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Double post :oops:
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think positive wrote:yup,

i just cant believe any sane woman would go intoa shop and ask for a brazilian, unless they were expecting a soccer player!
But I'm sane :oops:
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3.14159...etc wrote:...
ah, now thats a brazillian i could go for!!!!
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For anyone who can't be bothered watching the American presidential debates:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ti2S7Py25w

Probably the only recorded instance of good use of autotune!
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luvdids wrote:
think positive wrote:yup,

i just cant believe any sane woman would go intoa shop and ask for a brazilian, unless they were expecting a soccer player!
But I'm sane :oops:
Me too.
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I've been invited to a wedding on the 22nd of December.

Optimistic much? :lol:
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^ :lol:

Might be one for the ages.
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David wrote:For anyone who can't be bothered watching the American presidential debates:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ti2S7Py25w

Probably the only recorded instance of good use of autotune!
Gold!

Here's their YT channel:

http://www.youtube.com/user/schmoyoho

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^ Have you seen the 'prayer at the NASCAR rally' one? What's scary is that, autotune aside, that was for real. :shock:
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