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You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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^

Unfortunately I very much doubt it would have been instant. Quick, but long enough for the pain and situation to register before lights out. :(

You're right, shit way to die.
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tens of thousands of 10 inch Penis fish wash up on a beach.

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/14/us/f ... index.html

Not a great time to go lay on the beach, unless that's sort of your thing.
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^ Fitting that they washed up in California :P
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When I saw penis fish, I thought it was going to be about the candirú :shock:

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just pooped around to post some cards, saw a little old lady huddled in the doorway of the milk bar. I said are you ok? clearly she wasnt, so i said hop in ill give you a lift. She hops in and says can i take her to the school about a k up the road, i said ill take you home. she told me she had to get her kids, and im like WTF?? she looked70! She tells me shes no good in the heat, had a double aneurysm, i said well you shouldnt be out in this heat, she tells me it was a long while ago, the drugs didnt help and i didnt realise i was pregnant! then shes says shes 40 but feels 60! my jaw was on the ground by this stage! i gotta tell ya i havent felt this young in a long time! scary, bloody scary!
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Great thing you did, but my bullshit detector is pinging at her story :?
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I'm sure that's not all that was pinging in that story.
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Maybe She was grandma! She walked into the school and 2 ladies said hi to her! It was weird! And maybe not so smart, but she was clearly distressed!
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Probably not the smartest thing you've ever done, but it was a good thing. You put yourself out there and helped someone where I likely wouldn't have.

Regardless of her story, you did good.
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stui magpie wrote:Probably not the smartest thing you've ever done, but it was a good thing. You put yourself out there and helped someone where I likely wouldn't have.

Regardless of her story, you did good.
cheers mate!! thanks :wink:
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Taking freedom of religion to a different level?
A Muslim Uber driver refused to drive an elderly couple home from their local RSL because they were carrying a Christmas ham they had just won.

Marion Archibald, 66, and her husband Peter, 76, booked an Uber to take them home after winning a ham in a raffle at the Seaford RSL, in Melbourne‘s south, on Tuesday night.

But when the driver arrived and saw the couple was holding the large ham, he refused to take them home due to his religious beliefs.

Despite not being taken home by the Uber driver, Mr and Mrs Archibold were still charged their $10 fare.
FFS, no one asked him to eat it, just carry it in the boot of the car. :?

https://newsfeeds.media/melbourne-musli ... at-an-rsl/
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WTF! A couple lost their bakery over not making a gay cake, this prick should lose his taxi!
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Dream come true for the Daily Mail: Muslims behaving badly and The War on Christmas!

In all seriousness, of course the ham-wielders should have either been given their ride or passed on to the next driver at no cost. But it’s much more fun to have something to get outraged over, I say.
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David wrote:Dream come true for the Daily Mail: Muslims behaving badly and The War on Christmas!

In all seriousness, of course the ham-wielders should have either been given their ride or passed on to the next driver at no cost. But it’s much more fun to have something to get outraged over, I say.
So it’s ok to force someone to make a cake, but not someone else to carry shopping? Who knows how long the next taxi or Uber would be?

This is still a Christian country,(not that that matters but it is) even though I no longer buy it, ham is a legal product, therefore he discriminated against the customer. Forno good reason. They ordered the car, they waited, and got turned away for the most ridiculous reason. If he feels that strongly, he can go back to his pig free country. Ifhes an Aussie he should abide by Aussie rules and laws. No law against ham. .

**** thathappy holidays shot! If your offended by our countries traditions, **** off! Try being offended by Muslim tradition in a Muslim country, they won’t tell you to **** off, they make you!
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