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TankingCarlton...
Kemp shit the bed

Defensive stoppage/groundball hopeless again
Pathetic. Great record for Voss
Should never have come down to this game.
@#$%&! this club...
fitting our season ends at a score against on a stoppage. all season long this shit has been ruining us.

coaching.
Chokers of the highest order
hardly kemp's fault.

mcgovern's Vs pies was much worse. from a seasoned vet.
That @#$%&! Kemp. @#$%&! you!!!
Kemp was like 20 metres out. Of course it was his fault. Cmon. He choked it. Dont say otherwise.
You can’t miss so many easy shots and expect to win.

Acres
Durdin
Kennedy
Kemp

Bottle jobs
Carlton. Supporter. Trauma.
Choked a whole season. Even when we are not shit, we are still a laughing stock
I hate this club.
Do what I do. Just laugh. It's actually hilarious how predictable this was.
How do they keep finding new ways to disappoint us.
conceding from a stoppage to lose the game, after allowing them to go coast-to-coast from a kick in.

f'k me ... defensive performance this year has been the absolute worst.
I am sick of being a laughing stock.
Another wasted year...possibly.

2 years out of 3, last minute.

We left boys to do a job the men should have done much earlier.
Vintage Modern Carlton
Adelaide
Collingwood x2
St Kilda

All lost in the last minute.
1 point in 2022
2 points in 2024

Sucks badly.
Hahahahahaha.

Was it ever going to be a different outcome?
We all hope against hope. Just have to accept the reality that we aren’t even getting in the vicinity of #17 for another generation.

This group, and club, don’t have it.
I envy the Hawks. They just get it done.

Have sailed past us by being ruthless.

We have done nothing about our poor injury history. Been an issue for a long time. Even before Russell arrived at the club. Why is Marchbank still on the list?

Kemp’s miss today is not good enough. McGovern’s miss against the pies wasn’t even close. Not good enough.

And Voss was pleased with the heart shown today. Not good enough.
Out for dinner with wife, her sister and hubby. Hubby looks at phone and tells me Carlton has won by 4 points, I'm over the moon. Then guy at next table groans, we all look over and he says Saints have won by 2. Sister in law's hubby who doesn't follow footy, hadn't realised he was looking at a progressive score. I felt sorry for him as he was so embarrassed.
I just keep replaying that final D50 stoppage in my mind. The break down of the structure. There was one little cauliflower on that team that could manage that... and we came off him. I haven't watched the replay and won't, but does anyone know who had him? Was it Cowan? Sucked into the contest... this club invents ways to hurt its fans. It's incredible. Not watching the freo v port game. I just don't care. Part of me just wants the pain to end now. Port win... whatever. We go to Brisbane and hope Brisbane kick themselves out of it. Freo win... whatever. They can't hurt me anyone this year. @#$%&!
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BigFooty (Carlton)...
Yep. Sums up the season.
Gut. Wrenching.
This rivals 2022
When I die, I want Carlton to lower me into my grave, so I can be let down one last time.
My love, and my hate, runs so deep for this club.
What is the ****ing point
Wouldn't be Carlton without a heartbreak...
So cruel. Thousands of oppo fans celebrate.
This club is mentally weak. In a position to win the game and they blew it again. 2022 all over again
Numb. Gutted
This team is so poor mentally. Cannot deal with any sort of pressure at all.

Don’t deserve to make finals.
We're the team that never let's you down
might have a break from footy for a year or two i cant do it anymore
Mentally inept

How many losses like these do they want

This just kills you as a group

Have to ****ing grow up some time
This team does not learn
picked the wrong week to quit drinking
2nd time in 3 years this has happened with 20 secs to go

Cannot believe this
How do we even view this? How do we even cope? What do we do? What now?

How can we literally repeat 2022, how do we not learn?

What of Kemp now? Does he ever recover?

Man… I’m honestly more heartbroken than 2022, this is a nightmare.
this team will always let you down
Couldn't care more....done with this club
I'd feel gutted if it wasn't the most predictable result possible.

This club loathes having any sort of agency.
Voss not a good coach, MC is a disgrace, another season of crap.
dumb players dumb coaches dumb recruits
i hate this shit!
Only we could lose like that.
This is 2022 all over again... learnt nothing
Voss looking dumbfounded again.

Two out of three years end in heartbreak. He’s a joke.
I'm absolutely furious

Can Carlton reimburse my psychology sessions?
With 20 seconds left, I felt sure we would still find a way to lose. Gotta get rid of the cr..p at this club.
Next year wonder what the excuses are going to be? Or will we still hang our hats on the 16 flags?
carlton have been perennial losers my entire life and right now im not sure it will literally ever turn, something is just cursed or rotten in this club. im genuinely broken
Sick of this shit.
2022 and 2024...the two most gut wrenching seasons of my 30 odd years of supporting Carlton
Season was cooked with injuries anyway. No way we beat Brisbane up there...time to aggressively improve the list
What else has this club got in store for its supporters.
No give … all take !!
**** I hate this club...
I would have preferred we lost by 50.

12 ******* seconds left. It's just like 2022 all over again.

The most Carlton finish ever.
Completely shattered and I never thought I would say this but glad my son doesn't support this team.
Would break my heart if he had to go through what we're all going through.
Carlton. Supporter. Trauma.

That’s all they’ve given us really in modern times.

Just find new ways to break your heart. Every damn time.
whatever the filth are doing in dying minutes to maintain a small lead we need to watch it and learn...

so many games where we've lost a tight lead its not funny
The Collingwood one 2 years ago was under a minute.

What was this one??

30 seconds…..

Going for a long walk gang.

There’s a lot to process.
i don’t think I’ve experienced a worse ending to a season in 40 odd seasons of going to the footy. That genuinely hurt.
I'm usually the guy that has a laugh in times of trouble.

But right now, I just can't...
Top 4 was there for the taking we botched it finishing 8th or 9th was a disappointment.
Getting flogged at the Gabba in two weeks isn’t really that appealing anyway.
GUTTED
I knew we'd find a way to lose it at the end, I just knew it.
Deaths, taxed and being the laughing stock of the competition
I am really sick of those coast to coast goals.
It's been a problem since day one and Voss is still not addressing it.
Not proud of the "effort."
Not numb at the loss.
We've played like shit for 2 months.
We've beaten only Nth Melbourne and West Coast in 2 months.
I can't believe that people are gutted.
Even if Freo lose its a nothing finals appearance.
Fellow Carlton tragics - let’s rejoice in one fact. At least our football team brings so much joy to so many people. There are people celebrating all over Melbourne with this loss. My close friends are reveling in our torment. Let’s take some solace from that. From their perspective we are the club that just keeps on giving.
We all hope against hope. The sad reality is we aren’t even getting in the same vicinity as #17 for another generation. This group, and club, don’t have it.
Wasn’t as bad as Collingwood knocking us out. Silver linings and all that.
A very very sombre train ride home. A carriage full of dejected Blues supporters.
Flat.
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Most undeserving finals team ever!
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Big T wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2024 9:42 pm Most undeserving finals team ever!
Well, other than Geebung, who get a charity top four spot by default, with the two "danger games" they were gifted against Pauperoos.

So... after all that, Carlton get in by default. That was fun while it lasted. The psychological stress they endured for those three hours in Limbo was worth it's weight in gold.
Wonder if Freo will bring up the umpiring decision from earlier in season which gifted Carlton the game with junk time goals from the square deep into the final term?
That has effectively robbed them of 8th spot.

And that bald headed dog penis enjoyer Nicholls also gifted Freo 2 points in that draw he engineered, costing Pies 8th spot.
The positioning of spots 5-8 was always going to come down to maggots influencing games, because they are narcissistic turds who are NEVER held to any accountability whatsoever.
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I don’t know whether to be pissed they made the finals or happy because they’ve got the Lions at home who on form should smash them
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Pissed off scum made it into the finals, the only upside is that it will make week one of finals mildly more interesting as I can barrack for scum to lose, but I'd prefer they were out completely. We win Freo and Sydney games which were taken away by cheating luminous maggots we'd have 8th spot sown up. Hopefully Cripps does an acl
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qldmagpie67 wrote: Mon Aug 26, 2024 4:28 am I don’t know whether to be pissed they made the finals or happy because they’ve got the Lions at home who on form should smash them
Well, personally, I'm looking forward to getting out the popcorn for this Final.
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Pies4shaw wrote: Mon Aug 26, 2024 10:05 am
qldmagpie67 wrote: Mon Aug 26, 2024 4:28 am I don’t know whether to be pissed they made the finals or happy because they’ve got the Lions at home who on form should smash them
Well, personally, I'm looking forward to getting out the popcorn for this Final.
Slaughter ahead at the Gabbatoir; could be a popcorn double-bagger for sure!
Better them than us.
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Jezza wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2024 8:45 pm Carlton make the finals, but still some epic meltdowns earlier today :lol:
The three hours of psychological trauma they had inflicted whilst they sat in finals Limbo was absolutely priceless.
Talk about a stay of execution, and making finals by default...
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The remaining highlight of Carltons season will be the pain for their supporters goes for another week when they will be belted by the Lions week 1.
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The big question is Will Carlton Score?
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Think we might need a half time edition of TankingCarlton and Carlton (BigFooty) :lol:
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Jezza, I’m looking forward to tonight’s thread.
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This is glorious.
Commentators asking if carlton can score more than 2 points in the half to beat the lowest half time score ever in an VFL/AFL final.
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