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swoop42 wrote:So hands up.

Who thinks the mother did it and not some random African?
Well investimicated Swoop.

Now tell me who the f*&k steals my socks from the washing machine?
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What'sinaname wrote:
swoop42 wrote:So hands up.

Who thinks the mother did it and not some random African?
Well investimicated Swoop.

Now tell me who the f*&k steals my socks from the washing machine?
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What'sinaname wrote:
swoop42 wrote:So hands up.

Who thinks the mother did it and not some random African?
Well investimicated Swoop.

Now tell me who the f*&k steals my socks from the washing machine?
I wouldn't mind knowing who's been taking my socks either, come to think of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01R_lP51Pw0
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bucksisgod wrote:
5150 wrote:
luvdids wrote:Lol. Sorry guys
I'm not sure you understand, when BIG demands his refund, it's not in money....

It's in "favours"

One time, when the cameras went down, he came over with a tailor made gimp suit, a bottle of southern comfort and an angle grinder.
Ah yes, the night we played out that scene from Pulp Fiction. Good times
stui magpie wrote:^

Make sure they put in those waterproof HD ones this time, just in case.
Don't forget the fog free lenses. They seem to fog up everytime LD detaches the shower head.
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luvdids wrote: I end up with water all over the place - especially when I'm turning it around & around !
I've seen a few videos where those detachable shower heads are a girls best friend.
I think you may be onto something there mate :lol:
So thanks to you lot, I found myself in the shower this morning, detaching the hose & smiling at the thought of this little convo. Do I really need to be smiling in the shower thinking about not fogging up the lens?? :shock: :lol:
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Hahahaha....... good to know our creepiness has invaded your consciousness.
luvdids wrote: I found myself in the shower this morning
I bet you did......... you kinky minx :shock: :lol:
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Man I'd love to be a woman for a day.

Shower head, spa jet, washing machine, horse riding, hitachi "massager", pillow humping, peanut butter + canine, cucumber.

Endless possibilities .
He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD!
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bucksisgod wrote:Hahahaha....... good to know our creepiness has invaded your consciousness.
luvdids wrote: I found myself in the shower this morning
I bet you did......... you kinky minx :shock: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: No matter how crap my day is, always seem to make me laugh!
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swoop42 wrote:Man I'd love to be a woman for a day.

Shower head, spa jet, washing machine, horse riding, hitachi "massager", pillow humping, peanut butter + canine, cucumber.

Endless possibilities .
horse riding?? :shock: pillow humping?? :shock: any type of vegetable?? :shock: peanut butter & canine?? :shock:

There's something wrong with men. :lol: :wink:
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No need to be coy.
He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD!
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Hopefully the day you ended up being a woman you'd spend it with cramps & chocolate cravings. Then see how ace it would be! :P
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luvdids wrote:Hopefully the day you ended up being a woman you'd spend it with cramps & chocolate cravings. Then see how ace it would be! :P
I have them now as a man. :wink:
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Post by 5150 »

Alter Egos - who do you think has one on Nicks?

David / HAL

DTM / barrybc41

Stui / Defender

Swoop42 / fire up
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How insulting.

He's a muppet not a sock puppet just ask John Wren.
He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD!
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David wrote:
What'sinaname wrote:
swoop42 wrote:So hands up.

Who thinks the mother did it and not some random African?
Well investimicated Swoop.

Now tell me who the f*&k steals my socks from the washing machine?
I wouldn't mind knowing who's been taking my socks either, come to think of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01R_lP51Pw0
It's me I'm afraid.

You can never have to many happy socks.
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