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Pants wrote:Seismologists have now confirmed it wasn`t an earthquake last night....
It was Carlton hitting rock bottom
ACTUALLY I thought Gina Reinhart had tripped over. :wink: :P
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Poor Juddy. :(

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Piesnchess wrote:
Pants wrote:Seismologists have now confirmed it wasn`t an earthquake last night....
It was Carlton hitting rock bottom
ACTUALLY I thought Gina Reinhart had tripped over. :wink: :P
More like she dropped her purse
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WTF ?? SO, the lazy bastard must now attend 2 corporate events per year, not one, suggest a few ideas, and this is a "massive increase in his workload." ?? GET a REAL job Judd, you lazy sod, and see how you go, like standing on your feet for 12 hours in a bottle shop. :roll: God, these Scum rats are soft and piss weak., hearts of a pea. ! :P
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Post by tommo »

hahaha great find mandy!
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Piesnchess wrote:
WTF ?? SO, the lazy bastard must now attend 2 corporate events per year, not one, suggest a few ideas, and this is a "massive increase in his workload." ?? GET a REAL job Judd, you lazy sod, and see how you go, like standing on your feet for 12 hours in a bottle shop. :roll: God, these Scum rats are soft and piss weak., hearts of a pea. ! :P
Well-said PNC. Judd is as soft as they come. I'm sure if he gets an increased workload, his third-party payments will increase as well.
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Now that Fev is gone you can't blame him... so it must be the workload at the visy 'job - ' it must be something huge to bring the stars from the sky!

Now that is a joke of a Captain - a perfect match for the Bloozers :)
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Piesnchess wrote:
WTF ?? SO, the lazy bastard must now attend 2 corporate events per year, not one, suggest a few ideas, and this is a "massive increase in his workload." ?? GET a REAL job Judd, you lazy sod, and see how you go, like standing on your feet for 12 hours in a bottle shop. :roll: God, these Scum rats are soft and piss weak., hearts of a pea. ! :P
You do realise it's a satirical piece, yeah? :lol:
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frankiboy wrote:
Piesnchess wrote:
WTF ?? SO, the lazy bastard must now attend 2 corporate events per year, not one, suggest a few ideas, and this is a "massive increase in his workload." ?? GET a REAL job Judd, you lazy sod, and see how you go, like standing on your feet for 12 hours in a bottle shop. :roll: God, these Scum rats are soft and piss weak., hearts of a pea. ! :P
You do realise it's a satirical piece, yeah? :lol:
And quite a good one too. :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
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frankiboy wrote:
Piesnchess wrote:
WTF ?? SO, the lazy bastard must now attend 2 corporate events per year, not one, suggest a few ideas, and this is a "massive increase in his workload." ?? GET a REAL job Judd, you lazy sod, and see how you go, like standing on your feet for 12 hours in a bottle shop. :roll: God, these Scum rats are soft and piss weak., hearts of a pea. ! :P
You do realise it's a satirical piece, yeah? :lol:
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Post by Cuthbert Collingwood »

great article under the guise of a very funny piece of satire:
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Post by Cuthbert Collingwood »

oh that's right, it's the laugh at carlton thread - isn't it ace that they have no possibility of winning a game this week ;)

Robbo's mid season rating of the scum:
WHERE did it go so wrong?

Essendon and then St Kilda manhandled the Blues, Andrew Carrazzo and Marc Murphy got injured.

Jarrad Waite is sore again, the backmen fell one after another.

Matthew Kreuzer is hurt and now the skipper, Chris Judd, has a sore back, neck or groin.

The effort has returned, but the quality isn't there, and the draw doesn't get easier.

The question now is what happens to coach Brett Ratten?

He is in the first year of a two-year deal, has been cruelled by injuries and a lack of depth, one of which is partly his problem.

If the Blues miss the finals it will be interesting to see if the powerbrokers accept injuries as an excuse.

If not, Mick Malthouse will surely be waiting for his mobile phone to ring.
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Post by Underdog »

Where are they on the ladder ?
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Post by jack_spain »

Underdog wrote:Where are they on the ladder ?
Who cares? Soon they won't even be in the AFL. :lol:
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Post by Underdog »

Looks like they had a good time with the bye

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