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stui magpie wrote:Not quite on the topic of shaved gonads, but I thought this was funny.

What happens when an adult throws a hissy fit like a 4 year old child because hubby won't take her to the lake?

Well it ends in divorce but before that, we have this.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1406432
Fake or just an idiot?

Thanks for the intermission Stui, now lets get back on topic!
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�Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives!
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stui magpie wrote:Not quite on the topic of shaved gonads, but I thought this was funny.

What happens when an adult throws a hissy fit like a 4 year old child because hubby won't take her to the lake?

Well it ends in divorce but before that, we have this.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1406432
**** me dead!

5150, don't be mean I love my dimmy's, careful I may have to deep fry yours!
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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^ is that a threat or a promise? :shock:
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Totally forgot about this - not the grand final but the suspensions..

Smacking the bootstudder!

Tribunal:

Ten players and officials were reported on a total of seventeen offences as a result of the brawl:

Terry Daniher (Essendon): Charged with striking Gavin Brown and striking Craig Starcevich. Suspended for 12 matches.
Graeme Allan (Colllingwood football manager): Charged with striking Essendon runner Peter Power and conduct unbecoming of a team official. Suspended for six matches and fined $15,000.
Eddie Hillgrove (Colllingwood team manager): Charged with assaulting Essendon bootstudder Graham Menola and conduct unbecoming of a team official. Suspended for six matches and fined $7,500.
Darren Bewick (Essendon): Charged with striking and rough conduct against Tony Shaw, kneeing Denis Banks, and striking Doug Barwick. Cleared of first three charges; suspended for four matches.
Gavin Brown (Colllingwood): Charged with striking Kieran Sporn. Suspended for three matches.
Kieran Sporn (Essendon): Charged with striking Denis Banks. Suspended for two matches.
John Synan (Essendon doorman): Charged with charging Colllingwood team manager Eddie Hillgrove and conduct unbecoming of a team official. Fined $5,000.
Craig Kelly (Colllingwood) and Paul Van Der Haar (Essendon): Charged with striking each other. Both found not guilty.
Derek Kickett (Essendon): Charged with striking Mick McGuane. Found not guilty.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1990_AFL_Grand_Final
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think positive wrote:
stui magpie wrote:Not quite on the topic of shaved gonads, but I thought this was funny.

What happens when an adult throws a hissy fit like a 4 year old child because hubby won't take her to the lake?

Well it ends in divorce but before that, we have this.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1406432
**** me dead!

5150, don't be mean I love my dimmy's, careful I may have to deep fry yours!
Either that or consider Soy Sauce as something to be used during carnal play? :P
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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Gees you guys are bad! Daughter wants to know what's so funny!!

Cheers!
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stui magpie wrote:Either that or consider Soy Sauce as something to be used during carnal play? :P
You mean I'm doing it wrong?
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Tannin wrote:
stui magpie wrote:Either that or consider Soy Sauce as something to be used during carnal play? :P
You mean I'm doing it wrong?
If you ask the missus, probably. :P :lol: :wink:
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stui magpie wrote:
think positive wrote:
stui magpie wrote:Not quite on the topic of shaved gonads, but I thought this was funny.

What happens when an adult throws a hissy fit like a 4 year old child because hubby won't take her to the lake?

Well it ends in divorce but before that, we have this.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1406432
**** me dead!

5150, don't be mean I love my dimmy's, careful I may have to deep fry yours!
Either that or consider Soy Sauce as something to be used during carnal play? :P
I have tried various items in place of the KY gel... never condiments... :shock:

Unlike Chilli Willy Stui! :shock:
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5150 wrote:
I have tried various items in place of the KY gel... never condiments... :shock:

Unlike Chilli Willy Stui! :shock:
I highly recommend to avoid the Blairs Death sauce if you decide to try. :shock: :oops:
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I always offer her condiments. "Gee, your hair looks nice today", I say, or "Hey! Cute undies!"
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stui magpie wrote:
5150 wrote:
I have tried various items in place of the KY gel... never condiments... :shock:

Unlike Chilli Willy Stui! :shock:
I highly recommend to avoid the Blairs Death sauce if you decide to try. :shock: :oops:
I'll start out slow. Maybe try some HP sauce first then up to Tabasco. :shock:
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"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange
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No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
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