Things that make you go.......WTF? Part II

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What made me go WTF today was me, for doing this... read it and weep! :lol:

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I need to get a life. :oops:

Watch out though people, 90 Nice is coming with a bullet. :wink:
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I find it hilarious that you, me and Donny have all out-posted HAL (RIP). Taking the computers on and beating them at their own game. :lol:

Unless... we are bots ourselves? :?
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Lets not go down the Matrix path of this life isn't for real and we're all just "living" in a computer simulation.
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If this is the simulation then I think they really could have done a better job of programming it!
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The people in the Ukraine, just as one example, would agree with that.

If I can hack the matrix, I want access to Bill Gates credit card. :wink:
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I've wasted my life :P
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Would love to see a list of who has started the most threads.

90nice would make the top 15 by now I reckon
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No. 13 on the list and I still can't crack Nick's team for today's game.

Hell I even told the coach my location and she's still to blind to see the bloody obvious.

I blame excessive bean flicking while watching Die Hard on repeat.
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The Murray River has been in flood for weeks.

It's normally around 2M but it's been over 6M for weeks, and no sign of it going down as the Hume Dam is around 96% full and we haven't yet had all the snow melt running in.

FFS, if it stays like this, that's the 3rd tourists season out of 4 that will be fckd. :(

All the beaches are under 2-3 metres of water as are hundreds of acres of bush on the Vic side so the thousands of campers who normally descend over summer have no where to camp..

It's been this high a few times in recent years but not for so long, I've also seen it a lot higher but was nearly 50 years ago when it was lapping the top of the levee bank and teams of blokes were laying sandbags all night.

Geez I hope it goes down before Christmas. There's been so much rain up here, the ground is sodden, parts of my yard are under water so mowing is off the agenda. Normally if i didn't have the watering system turned on before August half the garden would be dead now.
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far out, beaten by a fricken robot!

i need to work harder

how can qld pie only have that many? his posts in the beams thread equal that surely?
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Made on online order from JBHIFI on Sunday.

Express delivery with Toll was as cheap as any other option so added bonus.

Delivery was estimated to be Tuesday.

From tracking I could tell that would turn in to Wednesday.

Received email yesterday morning stating parcel was on board with our driver for delivery today.

The parcel never arrived.

Checked tracking this now Thursday morning and it was still in Bungarribee NSW as of 4:19 am.

LOL and WTF.

Thankfully it's not urgent.
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lol, I always love it when it goes from Melbourne to Sydney then back to Melbourne for delivery…

My WTF moment was the alert went off on my security cameras, it sometimes gets set off during the day by changing weather but when I looked closely I could see a person in my garage. Quickly opened it up and had a police officer wander through my garage, look in my backyard then left, wtf?
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^

He's just checking if your dope plants are ready for harvest. :P :lol:

I just saw this bloke I used to see during Covid doing his running in the park and nearby forest early in the morning, pounding around the park in pouring fkn rain. :shock:

Absolutely pissing down and he's out there in shorts and T shirt splashing water everywhere with each pace. Man, seriously, have a day off.
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Hopefully no one here is effected by these floods, scary
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