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You would hope at least it was stainless steel, not that ugly copper stuff...

Surely there are better things around the house to stick your penis into, like the cactus plant, a tub of yoghurt or even the belt sander.
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or how about::: find a woman
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David wrote:I just remembered that he appeared in my dream last night, chopping up vegetables of some sort. Why the hell would that happen? I never even watched the show. :P
this just made me laugh out loud
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pietillidie wrote:Catching the only taxi in Seoul not to get bogged after 25cm of snow last night. It was hilarious; cars were doing doughnuts, sliding sideways and spinning out all over the place. My taxi driver the legend was loving the challenge and pulled some big moves to make it all happen. Funniest trip ever.

Also, it was the first time I've seen movie-like snow drifts here. Very cool experience for a desert dweller.
nice:
it snowed yesterday in paris, the first time ive seen it snow in my life: i was pretty excited

i ran back to the hotel to grab camera and spent the entire morning taking shots in the snow

also, i like how when the cars get covered in snow someone imediately comes out and draws on all the hoods and windshields: its crazy; without fail every car on every street has something written in it in snow
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luvdids wrote:http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/991798/mans-penis-cut-free-with-grinder

"He did not say how he became stuck in the pipe."

Hahaha, wouldn't a blow up doll be less painful?!

Men :roll:
lol whoever wrote that article must have had a lot of fun

"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting," he was quoted as saying. "
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Kingswood wrote:
pietillidie wrote:Catching the only taxi in Seoul not to get bogged after 25cm of snow last night. It was hilarious; cars were doing doughnuts, sliding sideways and spinning out all over the place. My taxi driver the legend was loving the challenge and pulled some big moves to make it all happen. Funniest trip ever.

Also, it was the first time I've seen movie-like snow drifts here. Very cool experience for a desert dweller.
nice:
it snowed yesterday in paris, the first time ive seen it snow in my life: i was pretty excited

i ran back to the hotel to grab camera and spent the entire morning taking shots in the snow

also, i like how when the cars get covered in snow someone imediately comes out and draws on all the hoods and windshields: its crazy; without fail every car on every street has something written in it in snow
Yeah, I'm lovin' the snow this year. If it's going to be freezing it might as well snow I say!
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[quoteKingswood][quotepietillidie]Catching the taxi in Seoul not to get bogged after 25cm of snow last night was hilarious; cars were doing doughnuts sliding sideways and spinning out all over the place? Very interesting. Somewhat. I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. When was this exactly? That is a hypothetical question.
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My Dad met Huey once. Reckons he's a huge wanker..

The thing that annoys me about him is the way he always "cleans the plate" (for what reason you would need to "clean a plate" before you start a meal, I don't know) with the same tea towel for every dish and then preaches about cleanliness and hygiene.... Eww

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Photos of Jennifer Hawkins when she was a cheerleader made me laugh :D
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the people i was interviewing at work today.
so many people just dont have a clue.
wasted half of my day..

they were that bad i laughed.
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JacJacJacqui wrote:My Dad met Huey once. Reckons he's a huge wanker..

The thing that annoys me about him is the way he always "cleans the plate" (for what reason you would need to "clean a plate" before you start a meal, I don't know) with the same tea towel for every dish and then preaches about cleanliness and hygiene.... Eww
I see huey a bit, he owns a bar/eatery that i go to a bit in st kilda "barney allens" it's just across the road from the prince of wales. I've always found him to be a pretty good bloke, shouted our group a few drinks from time to time.

Great place actually, good bartenders, relatively cheap food that is good quality (it made the good food guide) and a crowd that tends to have a fairly low wanker level.
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"There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again." - Oscar Wilde
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Dark Lord wrote:http://www.djmorgoth.com/

?????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :?

Umm WTF? :wink:
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stui magpie wrote:
Dark Lord wrote:http://www.djmorgoth.com/

?????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :?

Umm WTF? :wink:
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This morning going to the Thomastown Market. Always an eclectic mix of people but this morning they outdid themselves.

Some woman with a 6-7 year old who I swear was about to have a nervous breakdown over trying to buy the kid a drink. First she couldn't figure out the queuing system (not hard sweetie, follow the rails and you end up at the counter) and tried yelling from 3 rows back asking how much a drink was. There was nobody else there, just me behind her in the line. When the woman behind the counter motioned her to come forward he suddenly figured out that her legs worked. She got to the counter and the woman behind the counter was listening to her rabbit on and looking at me as if to say WTF is wrong with her. Anyway, she managed to purchase a can of soft drink for the kid and after nearly having another breakdown trying to get a straw, they sat down together with a big sigh. Latest world crisis solved. It was all I could do to not laugh out loud.

Then there's the other bloke - fau military man.

Wears a cuban army style cap, khaki shorts (stubbie length) with short sleeve shirt unbuttoned all the way, boots with "spats" (basically wrap around ankle coverings) and a number of implements hanging from his webbing belt, including some kind of 6 inch bladed knife.

So I see him walking around the place then he's leaving at the same time I am, grunting as he struggles with some kind of old electric motor mounted on some steel sitting on his shoulder.I'm thinking I've got to see what kind of car he drives. Will it be a beat up old jeep or van? Nope. Imagine my surprise when he walks up to a reasonably newish black BMW coupe and puts his stuff in the boot.

I love the Thommo market. :lol:
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