Things that make you go.......WTF?

Post by **think positive** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:11 pm

stui magpie wrote:
think positive wrote:Eww!

I still don't get how he is in pornos, he's so fricken ugly! The body the face the whole (uh,hmmm) bit.

For real, that's supposed to be a turn on,

( gee how come I can say that cos he's a bloke!)
Even when he was in his prime, he was no oil painting. If they didn't shave him down before a shoot he was covered in fur.

But, he had (and still has) the necessary equipment for a bloke to be in porn, none of it involves looks.

Besides, his signature move meant the female couldn't actually see him (I'm sure that was a bonus for them) so they could go mentally where they wanted.

Ah come on spill, what's the move? (One porno with him was enough for me, I thought I'd puke!)

Post by **stui magpie** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:22 pm

Doggy style, with one hand flat in the middle of her back.

If you're REALLY interested, go here http://www.redtube.com/pornstar/ron+jeremy

Seriously not safe for work or under 18's.

1061 · Post by **1061** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:05 pm

Maybe we need a Ron thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTDAELNcTnE

What'sinaname · Post by **What'sinaname** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:31 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tCgaQQgW-M

HAL · Post by **HAL** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:32 pm

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Post by **David** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:46 pm

think positive wrote:Eww!

I still don't get how he is in pornos, he's so fricken ugly! The body the face the whole (uh,hmmm) bit.

For real, that's supposed to be a turn on,

( gee how come I can say that cos he's a bloke!)

To be honest, I just see it as evidence that most porn is made by men for men. But I dunno, maybe some women find Ron sexy. Would be boring if we all liked the same thing.

Post by **stui magpie** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:00 pm

In Australia we try to find ways to get kids off the couch, away from the TV and video games, and get them outside doing healthy stuff like playing sport.

In Afghanistan, they shoot children for playing volleyball.

http://www.news.com.au/world/afghan-boy ... 6809508896

The world is $@&^#.

mandy · Post by **mandy** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:07 pm

stui magpie wrote:Doggy style, with one hand flat in the middle of her back.

If you're REALLY interested, go here http://www.redtube.com/pornstar/ron+jeremy

Seriously not safe for work or under 18's.

I saw Ron Jeremy at Sexpo about 10 years ago. People were lining up to have photos taken with him. All very politely standing next to him, smile, click, next.

When it was my turn I asked if it would be ok if I got on my knees. No problem. Smile, he grabbed my boob, click.

Best photo ever!

mandy · Post by **mandy** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:10 pm

My WTF moment today came from my daughter.

She has a VIP backstage pass for todays BDO and informed me should probably give Pearl Jam a miss and watch Snoop Dogg instead.

I'm not sure she's mine.

Wokko · Post by **Wokko** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:12 pm

mandy wrote:My WTF moment today came from my daughter.

She has a VIP backstage pass for todays BDO and informed me should probably give Pearl Jam a miss and watch Snoop Dogg instead.

I'm not sure she's mine.

I felt rage at that and I wasn't there and don't know her

swoop42 · Post by **swoop42** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:23 pm

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/0 ... n-daughter

I reckon David's a chance with the daughter.

Now if we can just convince the father he's indeed a man.

Post by **David** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:29 pm

For that price, I could do a 'marriage of convenience'. But I expect that one's been tried.

1061 · Post by **1061** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:52 pm

Morrigu · Post by **Morrigu** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:08 pm

^

Really - or is someone taking the proverbial ( surely they are)

If they aren't then - wtf indeed - " folks are dumb where I come from and "cue Benny Hill music" now

What'sinaname · Post by **What'sinaname** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:12 pm

I have sympathy for Gina. She makes an excellent point.

http://www.burdekinherald.com/2013/12/1 ... n-mandela/

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Things that make you go.......WTF?