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^ Often wondered if that had anything to do with the supposed male 'g spot'. But, funnily enough, I've never found an appropriate social juncture to bring it up...
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Dunno about addictive, I've I'm sitting on the dunny straining to drown a carlton supporter, it feels good expelling the bugger finally but I'm generally happy with the 95% of times it all goes nice and smooth.

Orgasmic? No.
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Oh yeah, we were talking about addictive he or she've he or she'm sitting on the dunny straining to drown a carlton supporter it feels good expelling the bugger but he or she'm happy with the 95% of times it all goes nice and smooth .
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Don't strain too hard and for too long can seriously " blow a blood vessel" and result in stroke - no turd is worth that :wink: :P
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He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD!
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The Kiwi accent has never been quite as funny as in this ad for Deck Sealant. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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David wrote:^ Often wondered if that had anything to do with the supposed male 'g spot'. But, funnily enough, I've never found an appropriate social juncture to bring it up...
Have you tried the Peel hotel? :wink:
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3.14159 wrote:
David wrote:^ Often wondered if that had anything to do with the supposed male 'g spot'. But, funnily enough, I've never found an appropriate social juncture to bring it up...
Have you tried the Peel hotel? :wink:
Or for a prostate exam.

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A few months ago my doctor asked me,
... "how do you feel about a prostate exam?"

I said.. "fine, but I'll have to borrow some rubber gloves".
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3.14159 wrote:A few months ago my doctor asked me,
... "how do you feel about a prostate exam?"

I said.. "fine, but I'll have to borrow some rubber gloves".
You should start to worry when the doc goes in for the check and you realise he has his hands on your shoulders. :shock:
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Hahaha! Your bad Stui!
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3.14159 wrote:
David wrote:^ Often wondered if that had anything to do with the supposed male 'g spot'. But, funnily enough, I've never found an appropriate social juncture to bring it up...
Have you tried the Peel hotel? :wink:
Haha. Once or twice. ;)
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Rake :D :lol:
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stui magpie wrote: You should start to worry when the doc goes in for the check and you realise he has his hands on your shoulders. :shock:
As far as I know that's never happened to me personally.*

*I can't speak for time spent under general anaesthetic (obviously) but the docs and nurses seemed competent and assured me that the video camera (and fluffers) were in the operating room purely for training purposes...
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