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Oh my gosh! Best topic EVER!! I actually have a blog devoted to this on my myspace. So Here is some of it plus a few more now that I've read other peoples. I'll probably get heaps of flack for this but I don't really give a shit, I actually toned it down. If you have a complaint to make, give me your address and I'll send you 50c so you can tell someone who cares.
1. Fake tan - Especially on blonds. Why would you? They look dirty or orange - both of which are not cool. Even worse than blonds with fake tan are short people with fake tan. Do they realise they look just like Oompa Loompas? And in the movie the girl says "I've never seen orange people before", I HAVE!! They're everywhere! Freaks..
2. Big sunglasses - Now there are a few reasons why one would wear ridiculous looking shades. Either it's a joke that I just don't get, they're trying to look slimmer by making their eyes look bigger than their stomachs or they're trying to make themselves look attractive by covering a good part of their faces (or should I say bad part?). Why would anyone want to look like Fearless Fly? Or any insect for that matter? Laughable..
3. People who are against giving a kid a smack. I realise there's a fine line between a smack and child abuse but hey, just keep away from the line and give the brat a smack before I do.
4. Right lane hoggers - MOVE before I ram you up the arse! There is a law that states that you must 'KEEP LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING' so, regardless of what speed I CHOOSE to do, you are still breaking the law as much as I am - it is the responsibility of the police to catch me, not you to slow me down. And don't give me the finger when I finally cut you off after being stuck behind your sorry arse for 10 mins cos I'd be inclined to chase you down, get out of my car and break your stupid little finger clean off - I might as well, I'm already late thanks to you..
5. Smelly train passengers - seriously, it's 8am and you already stink.. Have a damn shower you pig.
6. People who feel the need to sit right next to me on the train even though there are at least 100 other seats available - See how my bag is on the seat next to me? That's to deter you from sitting there, it's not an invitation. Why do I have to go out of my way to make myself uncomfortable for you? You think I want to smell last nights curry this early in the morning? Sit somewhere else for F's sake, you stink beetle.
7. People who expect discounts at the check out. I can see that you're a retard but do you have some kind of identification that stipulates that? No? Then pay the full amount or f*** off Terry Tight-Arse.
8. People who barge through crowds in that self righteous sort of way. Well I'm self righteous too and if you think I'm going to move for you, you have another thing coming.
9. People who start punch-ons for no reason. I hope someone bashes you so bad that it paralyses you. Then, when you're in your wheelchair, I hope they find you again and beat you to death.. Grow up. Get a job or find something better to do, you loser.
10. Finding something in a catalogue that I want, going to that store on the morning of the sale and being told that they are sold out. My arse they're sold out, there were never any to begin with. That's false advertising!
11. Service people who continue to talk to their coworker/s and pay no attention whatsoever to the customer. Or just plain rude service people. Next time, I'm only going to pay half the cost and when you pull me up on it I'm going to tell you it's because I'm obviously not paying for your friendly service. Or I may just do my usual - turn to the person next to me and say something like "How rude" or "Gotta love service with a smile!" or say directly to the person serving me in my most sickly sweet voice "A smile wouldn't crack that face sweetheart!"
12. People who stand in doorways/on stairs/at the bottom of stairs or elevators/block any entrace or walkway. Earth to brain..
13. Fat legs in short shorts - nuff said.
14. People who play music on their phones (not through ear phones) on the train. How rude is that? I don't wanna listen to that outdated gangsta crap - turn that shit off or I'll throw your phone out the door at the next station. Alternatively, I could play "F*** the System" by System of a Down on my phone because my phone is undoubtably louder than yours. Then I'll sit next to you and ask you how it feels to be subjected to music that you don't like.
15. Homeless people - How can anyone be homeless in this day and age? It especially pisses me off when they smoke or have piercings (see no. 16). Or when they do the whole "I'm homeless and slightly crazy and sad at the same time, please feel sorry for me and give me money" song and dance and then the next day you see them conversing with someone and acting quite normal. The Gloria Jeans homeless guy on Collins is notorious for that.
16. People who complain that they have no money for the important things but they have plenty of money to waste on other shit that they don't need.
17. Shorts with leggings or stockings underneath. Make a choice - pants or shorts, not some weird in between. And no, it's not 'quirky', it's a fashion crime.
18. Those snobby cats that don't like a pat. What good are you as a pet? *Boot*
19. Those fake blonds who think they're hot cos they dyed their hair blond. No, you still look like a ferret.
20. People who use animals as accessories. Carrying a dog around in a bag is not cute, it's cruel. Even more cruel is putting a dog in clothes. It's a dog, they already wear fur coats, moron. Which leads me to my next point...
21. Taxidermy/hunting just for the sake of killing - never cool. I refuse to frequent the Carlton Club for that reason.
22. Really muscly guys - You think that because you look like the f***ing Michelin man, I'm going to look at you? I'm not looking at you, I'm trying to look past you but your beefcake is in the way. Move!!
23. People who have really loud earphones. You know, you'll be on the train and you'll have your ear phones in but you can still hear someone else music over your own music - you look around and see that that person has headphones in too. What are you deaf?
24. Moustaches - SUCH a bad look. Movember should be banned.
25. People who run a business in this country and still don't speak English - Surely English should be a prerequisite for starting a business in an English speaking country?
26. People asking if I'm Indian/Paki/Sri Lankan etc - It's rude to assume someone's nationality, haven't your parents taught you anything about etiquette? You're not supposed to ask if someone is a particular nationality but instead ask "What nationality are you?"
27. ADHD - It's not an illness, it's called bad parenting. All those kids need is a good smack. If you're too much of a pussy to do it, give em to me.
28. Most rap music - You think that cos your ancestors were slaves, the world owes you a recording contract? Nah.. First learn how to speak properly you uneducated moron.
29. People who wear moccasins or no shoes to the shops - Have you no decorum at all?
30. Bow ties.. Really outdated guys, don't go there.
31. Women who wear black knickers under white pants/skirts - Even worse if they're granny knickers.
32. Ticket inspectors attitudes - Just because you do a dud job, don't give me attitude! I have a ticket so nur!
33. People who leave lights on or taps dripping - Or anyone who just doesn't show any consideration for any moment past the present. I swear that there are people all over the world who have this mentality. Even things as small as pushing in a chair after you get up, it's not hard. Or chucking your rubbish in the bin when in a shopping centre eatery instead of leaving it on the table. People are so lazy and just plain brain dead that it doesn't even occur to them. I see these people and I know that behind those eyes is a pea sized brain that is giving off a faint buzzing sound, and not much else.
34. Stickers on CDs - JB HiFi are the worst. As if it's not bad enough that they're sealed in not one but TWO clear plastic coverings, it also has 1-4 stickers on the actual CD cover. I mean, if you're going to cover it in clear plastic wrapping, why not stick the damn stickers on that? I get so cut when they don't come off in one piece and then it leaves sticky shit on the cover. You can call me pedantic but it's one of those things that I have to do or it will annoy me everytime I look at the CD.
35. Friends who are practically ignoring you in every way and then when they happen to bump into you, they pretend like everything is ok. Don't give me that bullshit, if you don't want to associate then don't. End of story.
36. Hot guys with ugly girlfriends - WASTE!
37. Not getting a reply to a message and when you ask them why not, getting the bullshit excuse that they never got it - How lame.
38. Close talkers - Why do they have to come so close? Is everything they say a secret? There's a thing called personal space and you're invading it, step off.
39. Service people who call everyone sweety, darling, honey, {insert stupid baby name here}, WHATEVER. I don't know you, don't pretend we're friends, it's annoying.
40. Sanitary product ads - We women all get it, we all know what to do, thank you very much and we DON'T need to be told which ones to buy. It disgusts me that I have to watch some loser tell me about pads with side leakage barriers while I'm eating. Put it in women's magazines all you want, men don't want or need to hear about it.
41. People (usually drunk scumbags) who talk really loud on the train like everyone actually wants to hear what they have to say. No, you talk shit, shut up. I just finished work. The last thing I need is to have to listen to how you just wasted your dole money (which came from taxes that I paid) on alcohol to transform you into the dickhead that you are at 5:30pm. Scum.
42. Doing housework on the weekend. Is it a crime to want to sleep for at least half of the weekend?
43. Rain. I know we need it but it's a hairdo killer. And cold
44. Selfish, useless bitches - I used to think I was one until I met a certain 'princess'. Get over yourself, do the dishes and make me some f***ing eggs you stupid wench! You're not that great.
45. Soft blokes who give in to pain-in-the-arse bitches. Especially when they're way too good for them.
46. Sand in my bathers. Egghh.........
47. The modern feminism movement. I totally back feminism of the 60's and 70's. But nowadays femos are more concerned with getting women a BETTER social status than men. I thought feminism was meant to be about equality, not being better than men. If you are unsure about what I mean, watch TV. Half an hour should be enough. Take note of how many times men are made to look stupid and/or useless. If the tables were turned femo's would have a field day. How do you expect to gain respect from a man if you're constantly telling him that he is inferior?
48. Those little yap-yap dogs. Where do I pull out the batteries from? No batteries? *Boot*
49. The chick on the AAMI ad. You know, "Here's a message for my man Todd. Give AAMI a ring. Love you Toddy". How much does that bitch need a kick to the head?
50. One we can all relate to. Have you ever noticed that whenever an ad comes on advertising the Pies match that's going to be broadcast on TV, they say we are playing our rivals? "The Pies take on rivals Carton", "The Pies take on their rivals the Western Buldogs", "Collingwood takes on their arch rivals Essendon". How about "Collingwood takes on their rival, the AFL"? I mean, it IS a competitive sport, isn't it? Aren't we all rivals? That shits me.
Ok that'll do for now. By the way, I don't actually boot animals.
1. Fake tan - Especially on blonds. Why would you? They look dirty or orange - both of which are not cool. Even worse than blonds with fake tan are short people with fake tan. Do they realise they look just like Oompa Loompas? And in the movie the girl says "I've never seen orange people before", I HAVE!! They're everywhere! Freaks..
2. Big sunglasses - Now there are a few reasons why one would wear ridiculous looking shades. Either it's a joke that I just don't get, they're trying to look slimmer by making their eyes look bigger than their stomachs or they're trying to make themselves look attractive by covering a good part of their faces (or should I say bad part?). Why would anyone want to look like Fearless Fly? Or any insect for that matter? Laughable..
3. People who are against giving a kid a smack. I realise there's a fine line between a smack and child abuse but hey, just keep away from the line and give the brat a smack before I do.
4. Right lane hoggers - MOVE before I ram you up the arse! There is a law that states that you must 'KEEP LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING' so, regardless of what speed I CHOOSE to do, you are still breaking the law as much as I am - it is the responsibility of the police to catch me, not you to slow me down. And don't give me the finger when I finally cut you off after being stuck behind your sorry arse for 10 mins cos I'd be inclined to chase you down, get out of my car and break your stupid little finger clean off - I might as well, I'm already late thanks to you..
5. Smelly train passengers - seriously, it's 8am and you already stink.. Have a damn shower you pig.
6. People who feel the need to sit right next to me on the train even though there are at least 100 other seats available - See how my bag is on the seat next to me? That's to deter you from sitting there, it's not an invitation. Why do I have to go out of my way to make myself uncomfortable for you? You think I want to smell last nights curry this early in the morning? Sit somewhere else for F's sake, you stink beetle.
7. People who expect discounts at the check out. I can see that you're a retard but do you have some kind of identification that stipulates that? No? Then pay the full amount or f*** off Terry Tight-Arse.
8. People who barge through crowds in that self righteous sort of way. Well I'm self righteous too and if you think I'm going to move for you, you have another thing coming.
9. People who start punch-ons for no reason. I hope someone bashes you so bad that it paralyses you. Then, when you're in your wheelchair, I hope they find you again and beat you to death.. Grow up. Get a job or find something better to do, you loser.
10. Finding something in a catalogue that I want, going to that store on the morning of the sale and being told that they are sold out. My arse they're sold out, there were never any to begin with. That's false advertising!
11. Service people who continue to talk to their coworker/s and pay no attention whatsoever to the customer. Or just plain rude service people. Next time, I'm only going to pay half the cost and when you pull me up on it I'm going to tell you it's because I'm obviously not paying for your friendly service. Or I may just do my usual - turn to the person next to me and say something like "How rude" or "Gotta love service with a smile!" or say directly to the person serving me in my most sickly sweet voice "A smile wouldn't crack that face sweetheart!"
12. People who stand in doorways/on stairs/at the bottom of stairs or elevators/block any entrace or walkway. Earth to brain..
13. Fat legs in short shorts - nuff said.
14. People who play music on their phones (not through ear phones) on the train. How rude is that? I don't wanna listen to that outdated gangsta crap - turn that shit off or I'll throw your phone out the door at the next station. Alternatively, I could play "F*** the System" by System of a Down on my phone because my phone is undoubtably louder than yours. Then I'll sit next to you and ask you how it feels to be subjected to music that you don't like.
15. Homeless people - How can anyone be homeless in this day and age? It especially pisses me off when they smoke or have piercings (see no. 16). Or when they do the whole "I'm homeless and slightly crazy and sad at the same time, please feel sorry for me and give me money" song and dance and then the next day you see them conversing with someone and acting quite normal. The Gloria Jeans homeless guy on Collins is notorious for that.
16. People who complain that they have no money for the important things but they have plenty of money to waste on other shit that they don't need.
17. Shorts with leggings or stockings underneath. Make a choice - pants or shorts, not some weird in between. And no, it's not 'quirky', it's a fashion crime.
18. Those snobby cats that don't like a pat. What good are you as a pet? *Boot*
19. Those fake blonds who think they're hot cos they dyed their hair blond. No, you still look like a ferret.
20. People who use animals as accessories. Carrying a dog around in a bag is not cute, it's cruel. Even more cruel is putting a dog in clothes. It's a dog, they already wear fur coats, moron. Which leads me to my next point...
21. Taxidermy/hunting just for the sake of killing - never cool. I refuse to frequent the Carlton Club for that reason.
22. Really muscly guys - You think that because you look like the f***ing Michelin man, I'm going to look at you? I'm not looking at you, I'm trying to look past you but your beefcake is in the way. Move!!
23. People who have really loud earphones. You know, you'll be on the train and you'll have your ear phones in but you can still hear someone else music over your own music - you look around and see that that person has headphones in too. What are you deaf?
24. Moustaches - SUCH a bad look. Movember should be banned.
25. People who run a business in this country and still don't speak English - Surely English should be a prerequisite for starting a business in an English speaking country?
26. People asking if I'm Indian/Paki/Sri Lankan etc - It's rude to assume someone's nationality, haven't your parents taught you anything about etiquette? You're not supposed to ask if someone is a particular nationality but instead ask "What nationality are you?"
27. ADHD - It's not an illness, it's called bad parenting. All those kids need is a good smack. If you're too much of a pussy to do it, give em to me.
28. Most rap music - You think that cos your ancestors were slaves, the world owes you a recording contract? Nah.. First learn how to speak properly you uneducated moron.
29. People who wear moccasins or no shoes to the shops - Have you no decorum at all?
30. Bow ties.. Really outdated guys, don't go there.
31. Women who wear black knickers under white pants/skirts - Even worse if they're granny knickers.
32. Ticket inspectors attitudes - Just because you do a dud job, don't give me attitude! I have a ticket so nur!
33. People who leave lights on or taps dripping - Or anyone who just doesn't show any consideration for any moment past the present. I swear that there are people all over the world who have this mentality. Even things as small as pushing in a chair after you get up, it's not hard. Or chucking your rubbish in the bin when in a shopping centre eatery instead of leaving it on the table. People are so lazy and just plain brain dead that it doesn't even occur to them. I see these people and I know that behind those eyes is a pea sized brain that is giving off a faint buzzing sound, and not much else.
34. Stickers on CDs - JB HiFi are the worst. As if it's not bad enough that they're sealed in not one but TWO clear plastic coverings, it also has 1-4 stickers on the actual CD cover. I mean, if you're going to cover it in clear plastic wrapping, why not stick the damn stickers on that? I get so cut when they don't come off in one piece and then it leaves sticky shit on the cover. You can call me pedantic but it's one of those things that I have to do or it will annoy me everytime I look at the CD.
35. Friends who are practically ignoring you in every way and then when they happen to bump into you, they pretend like everything is ok. Don't give me that bullshit, if you don't want to associate then don't. End of story.
36. Hot guys with ugly girlfriends - WASTE!
37. Not getting a reply to a message and when you ask them why not, getting the bullshit excuse that they never got it - How lame.
38. Close talkers - Why do they have to come so close? Is everything they say a secret? There's a thing called personal space and you're invading it, step off.
39. Service people who call everyone sweety, darling, honey, {insert stupid baby name here}, WHATEVER. I don't know you, don't pretend we're friends, it's annoying.
40. Sanitary product ads - We women all get it, we all know what to do, thank you very much and we DON'T need to be told which ones to buy. It disgusts me that I have to watch some loser tell me about pads with side leakage barriers while I'm eating. Put it in women's magazines all you want, men don't want or need to hear about it.
41. People (usually drunk scumbags) who talk really loud on the train like everyone actually wants to hear what they have to say. No, you talk shit, shut up. I just finished work. The last thing I need is to have to listen to how you just wasted your dole money (which came from taxes that I paid) on alcohol to transform you into the dickhead that you are at 5:30pm. Scum.
42. Doing housework on the weekend. Is it a crime to want to sleep for at least half of the weekend?
43. Rain. I know we need it but it's a hairdo killer. And cold
44. Selfish, useless bitches - I used to think I was one until I met a certain 'princess'. Get over yourself, do the dishes and make me some f***ing eggs you stupid wench! You're not that great.
45. Soft blokes who give in to pain-in-the-arse bitches. Especially when they're way too good for them.
46. Sand in my bathers. Egghh.........
47. The modern feminism movement. I totally back feminism of the 60's and 70's. But nowadays femos are more concerned with getting women a BETTER social status than men. I thought feminism was meant to be about equality, not being better than men. If you are unsure about what I mean, watch TV. Half an hour should be enough. Take note of how many times men are made to look stupid and/or useless. If the tables were turned femo's would have a field day. How do you expect to gain respect from a man if you're constantly telling him that he is inferior?
48. Those little yap-yap dogs. Where do I pull out the batteries from? No batteries? *Boot*
49. The chick on the AAMI ad. You know, "Here's a message for my man Todd. Give AAMI a ring. Love you Toddy". How much does that bitch need a kick to the head?
50. One we can all relate to. Have you ever noticed that whenever an ad comes on advertising the Pies match that's going to be broadcast on TV, they say we are playing our rivals? "The Pies take on rivals Carton", "The Pies take on their rivals the Western Buldogs", "Collingwood takes on their arch rivals Essendon". How about "Collingwood takes on their rival, the AFL"? I mean, it IS a competitive sport, isn't it? Aren't we all rivals? That shits me.
Ok that'll do for now. By the way, I don't actually boot animals.
Last edited by JacJacJacqui on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:22 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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I'm wondering if Ash has read anything not posted by DTMDale61 wrote:Have you read anything that was posted any time prior to the 10 weeks you've been here?Ash10 wrote:JacJacJacqui,that has got to be the best post I've ever seen on Nick's!Classic!
Most of those points in the post by JacJacJacqui are just whingeing for the sake of it
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JacJacJacqui, girl I agree with just about all of that top 50!
I have a cat, nearly 17, who only wants a pat when she wants something from you, like food or a drink.
Bad parenting........for sure!
And those people who stop at teh end of the escalator, had some yesterday, and nearly fell right into them! (That would teach em!)
BTW, my cat's name is Millie, after Darren, and we got her just a couple of weeks after Darren's tragic accident, so even though she doesn't like pats, she's ok.
I have a cat, nearly 17, who only wants a pat when she wants something from you, like food or a drink.
Bad parenting........for sure!
And those people who stop at teh end of the escalator, had some yesterday, and nearly fell right into them! (That would teach em!)
BTW, my cat's name is Millie, after Darren, and we got her just a couple of weeks after Darren's tragic accident, so even though she doesn't like pats, she's ok.
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magpiesgirl/CrazyAboutDaisy/Ash10, how was Dale61 going to know that?Ash10 wrote:I've been here since around Feburary 2007 on and off under different names.So before you start being a smart arse,perhaps use the little brain you've got.Dale61 wrote:Have you read anything that was posted any time prior to the 10 weeks you've been here?Ash10 wrote:JacJacJacqui,that has got to be the best post I've ever seen on Nick's!Classic!
It's not as obvious to some people as it is to others.
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Millie is 17 on the 26th of September. She looks the same now as she did at 1 year old. She sure is a trooper, who comes to meet me at the letterbox when I am coming home at night from the bus stop, likes to say hello, but if you bend to pat her, she is off!David wrote:Kaylene, does that make your cat 17? That's pretty impressive... she's older than my girlfriend
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How many of those usernames are still active?sam. wrote:magpiesgirl/CrazyAboutDaisy/Ash10, how was Dale61 going to know that?Ash10 wrote:I've been here since around Feburary 2007 on and off under different names.So before you start being a smart arse,perhaps use the little brain you've got.Dale61 wrote:Have you read anything that was posted any time prior to the 10 weeks you've been here?Ash10 wrote:JacJacJacqui,that has got to be the best post I've ever seen on Nick's!Classic!
It's not as obvious to some people as it is to others.
This one?
http://www.magpies.net/nick/bb/profile. ... ile&u=4908
This one?
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lol, sounds cute... Actually that makes my girlfriend 16 days older than herfan4collingwood wrote:Millie is 17 on the 26th of September. She looks the same now as she did at 1 year old. She sure is a trooper, who comes to meet me at the letterbox when I am coming home at night from the bus stop, likes to say hello, but if you bend to pat her, she is off!David wrote:Kaylene, does that make your cat 17? That's pretty impressive... she's older than my girlfriend
I wouldn't mind getting a cat some day. I've always liked them (except when they're eating mice or birds.)
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