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You should head down to the Frankston market sometime Stui-you'd have the time of your life!
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The "Brent Macaffer Appreciation Group" on facebook, obviously started by someone who knows him. fair pisstake in the description.

"...Measuring in at 187cm's this 90kg chunk of male perfection is the consummate role model for the youth of the country due to his many accolades amassed both on football fields and in night clubs nation wide. May Brent Macaffer continue to bring happiness to the lives of thousands of Collingwood supporters and attractive young females for decades to come...."
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Coles should sponsor Essendon because they're down and staying down!
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lol!

I find it patently unfair that I'm so skinny when I eat copious amounts of unhealthy food, and only achieve a semblance of exercise by walking to the tram stop. :P
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David - you can back me up. Ever seen me do exercise? Or anything physical for that matter? Would you say I need to exercise? Jess Hart is an idiot. Why do they let stupid people speak to the public? It's embarrassing.
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Peter Griffin wrote: Why do they let stupid people speak to the public? It's embarrassing.
Ask the Liberal Party.
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Peter Griffin wrote:David - you can back me up. Ever seen me do exercise? Or anything physical for that matter?
Lol. You did sprint to the train station in heels that time. Respect! :P
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David wrote:lol!

I find it patently unfair that I'm so skinny when I eat copious amounts of unhealthy food, and only achieve a semblance of exercise by walking to the tram stop. :P
Your time will come. Until i was in my 30's people used to ask me how I could eat like I did and stay so slim.

I don't get asked that anymore :(
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stui magpie wrote:
David wrote:lol!

I find it patently unfair that I'm so skinny when I eat copious amounts of unhealthy food, and only achieve a semblance of exercise by walking to the tram stop. :P
Your time will come. Until i was in my 30's people used to ask me how I could eat like I did and stay so slim.

I don't get asked that anymore :(
Yep. Know exactly what Stui is referring to.
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Obnoxious loudmouth Footscray supporter sitting next to us in the MCC Members. LOL at quarter time when my son said to him "Can you lend me your glasses mate, I can't see Footscray's goalkickers on the scoreboard". His response "I've got a long memory mate". Unfortunately he didn't remember to stay till the end of the game.
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Michael Voss just keeps coming up with them.
When pressed about Fevola's nightclub activities, Voss said mysteriously: "We don't look at isolated incidents despite the fact that there are isolated incidents that happen.''
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If you're wearing orange shoes and they seem nude against your skin, you have tanning issues.
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Fevola - the serial repeat offender.

Closely followed by Voss who got him to the Lions.

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