Things that make you go.......WTF?

Post by **Dark Beanie** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:12 pm

I sometimes wonder how the 16 year old is going to get through life.
And then he surprises me by getting off his butt and doing something like hanging out the washing without being asked.

There is hope yet....if only I could block access to YouTube in this house.

Post by **think positive** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:41 pm

Dark Beanie wrote:I sometimes wonder how the 16 year old is going to get through life.
And then he surprises me by getting off his butt and doing something like hanging out the washing without being asked.

There is hope yet....if only I could block access to YouTube in this house.

god no don't block you tube, how do you think he learnt how to use pegs

Post by **stui magpie** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:28 pm

I bought a Buff. Wtf.

Humid as **** walking round this morning, went into a skate shop and asked if they sold bandanas, nope but we have Buffs.

So I bought one. Does the job, I might even get over the stupid name and the feeling im weaing a patterned thigh bandage for a headband.

Post by **think positive** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:40 pm

stui magpie wrote:I bought a Buff. Wtf.

Humid as **** walking round this morning, went into a skate shop and asked if they sold bandanas, nope but we have Buffs.

So I bought one. Does the job, I might even get over the stupid name and the feeling im weaing a patterned thigh bandage for a headband.

Your on survivor

Tannin · Post by **Tannin** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:40 pm

I had a buff once. Must have been very drunk that night.

swoop42 · Post by **swoop42** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:25 pm

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Post by **think positive** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:46 pm

That went well!

I have been watching criminal minds while I'm doing cardio, todays episode about a nutter who kidnapped people and amputated their lower leg, then he stuck it on some one else. He found his candidates by using a fake blood donar van.

I go to the letter box afterwards, and pull out a pamphlet, "mobile blood tests, we come to you"!

Yeah I'll give that a miss

Post by **think positive** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:37 pm

Had an ultra sound on my wrist/ elbow the guy says" take everything off and put a gown on" I'm like what?why? It's just my arm

You don't wanna get gel on your clothes

Cheers mate ill risk it

Post by **David** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:43 pm

Sounds like he belongs to the same cult of naturist doctors that I met some time back (see the relevant Bored Board thread). Be sceptical.

Post by **think positive** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:00 pm

David wrote:Sounds like he belongs to the same cult of naturist doctors that I met some time back (see the relevant Bored Board thread). Be sceptical.

they be monsters in there

Post by **stui magpie** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:32 pm

David wrote:Sounds like he belongs to the same cult of naturist doctors that I met some time back (see the relevant Bored Board thread). Be sceptical.

Sounds like a ring in who's been watching too much porn.

lady comes in and describes symptom.

I have a sore ear.
Please take off all your clothes

I have a sore wrist
Please take off all your clothes

I have a sore toe
Please take off all your clothes

My vagina has these sores all over it that are painful and weeping pus.
Please leave the room, I'll call the chemist downstairs to give you antibiotics and a bottle of bleach. For gods sake, keep your clothes on, I don't want to look.

4pies · Post by **4pies** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:13 pm

i love the comment that clive palmer gave the media today; he said abbot was know as WTF by his fellow members of the coalition.
had a chuckle until he said "worse than fraser"

Tannin · Post by **Tannin** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:00 pm

^ love it!

Wokko · Post by **Wokko** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:07 pm

4pies wrote:i love the comment that clive palmer gave the media today; he said abbot was know as WTF by his fellow members of the coalition.
had a chuckle until he said "worse than fraser"

I'm sure he paused long enough for the more well known meaning to filter through to those up in the cheap seats.

Fraser had control of both houses and messed it up too, in fact conservatives can't seem to handle having total control.

1061 · Post by **1061** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:22 pm

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Things that make you go.......WTF?