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stui magpie wrote:^

Fkn short people. they should just accept their lot as being a mobile elbow rest.

I just did the tie for the daughters BF who has gone to a 21st. Apparently they can't learn that from youtube.
You can. I learnt how to do a full Windsor from the YouTube. Also learnt how to do a eldredge knot there, too.
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Goat riding a bloke riding a bike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7-6nXGflec
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What were we talking about again?
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stui magpie wrote:^

Fkn short people. they should just accept their lot as being a mobile elbow rest.

I just did the tie for the daughters BF who has gone to a 21st. Apparently they can't learn that from youtube.
I asked my gay housemate to do it for me when I had a job interview a few weeks back. The look on his face translated to "you're a total idiot for not knowing how to do this". But I got the job, so he must have done OK. 8)
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Yoooooooooooooootuuuuuube! It's all there. They cover bow ties too. I would encourage you to learn how do tie a bow tie, David, especially since you are working in the classy Arts Centre
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“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.”
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That interview at the end is one of the most cringeworthy things I've ever seen. I don't believe in astral projection, but surely Tony was having some kind of out-of-body experience. :shock:
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David wrote:That interview at the end is one of the most cringeworthy things I've ever seen. I don't believe in astral projection, but surely Tony was having some kind of out-of-body experience. :shock:
He was wanting to hit the bloke and was holding himself back. I think Tony has a little rage issue.
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Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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For the love of money.......
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ATM's ...the root of all evil
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You wet the cinema?

Didn't go to the zoo in bali in protest for those drugged animals, and had a crack at a friend posting pics with said animals, it's just wrong.

(Hope you took his advice and made the donation!)

Do they have English speaking films? Or subtitles?
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think positive wrote:You wet the cinema?

Didn't go to the zoo in bali in protest for those drugged animals, and had a crack at a friend posting pics with said animals, it's just wrong.

(Hope you took his advice and made the donation!)

Do they have English speaking films? Or subtitles?
:oops: :lol:

Went to the cinema. Saw "The Chef", sentimental but great soundtrack & great food. English with chinese character sub-titles. The cinema guide tells you in the vast cinema complex what language the film is in & what language subtitles are available.
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